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  1. Cuddles

    That’s the biggest wookie wallet I’ve ever seen!

  2. Welp. I can’t unsee that.

  3. Lamar

    Are those zippers or stretch marks?

  4. Jon Pork

    Her vagina is devouring her pants.

  5. What do you call a camel with clubfoot?

    • crb

      Umm,…

      Moose-Knuckle?

      Elephantrousers?

      Pontoon-Pants?

      Cunt-blunts?

      What? What? What?

      TELL US THE PUNCH-LINE, DAMMIT!

  6. I don’t care what anyone says, lady yetis are kinda hot.

  7. Fred

    elephant toe.

  8. She seems to have plenty of money. Can she not afford a mirror?

  9. Cock Dr

    That can’t be comfortable. How the fuck do you sit, let alone bend over without bruising or lacerating the labia?

  10. Lets blow the whale Up with dynamite! KABOOM!

  11. Them pants got some buffalo gums….goony goo goo Gus!

  12. Nahhhh…it’s “Chloe Camel-Dashian.”

  13. “Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out.”– Melville’s Ahab regarding Khloe’s vagina.

  14. She could camel toe a giant piece sheet metal.

  15. Still thinner than Kim!

  16. Odbarc

    Someone throw that bare ape-baboon in a dress so we can stop seeing that camel-dumpling wookie-wallet sasquash-clefted hetero-curing fissure eating her pants and burning our retinas.
    There are some miracles Jesus can’t cure and it’s the blindness caused from trying to unsee THAT!

  17. Jentilly

    Kamel toe

  18. Been looking good lately. I’d do it.

  19. Chewy’s strangling a clam

  20. Skeeter

    She’s underrated. I would gladly pound her vag or anus.

  21. “Yo, Khloe, tear open your top and your brassiere and show everyone that you do, indeed, have some sort of redeeming social value.” (BTW, I’d do her in a heartbeat!)

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