superficial

  1. Are they squaredancing? What the hell is going on here?

  2. They appear to be independently reacting to unrelated, yet simultaneous stimulus. Like she just saw a killer clown, and he just saw his first American ass.

  3. Jim

    Men: never carry a woman’s purse. You lose a little bit of manhood each time that you can never recover.

  4. rican

    Worse than the purse, the collar up.

  5. Pippa and Nico straight jackin’ fools.

  6. I guess she loves free dry-cleaning…a lot

  7. JimBB

    If they were black, this would get them shot.

  8. I have to admit Pippa is looking pretty nice from the back. This very nice butt and legs.

  9. ♫Come on baby. Let’s do the twist.♫

  10. hmm

    Holy megadouche.

  11. Slappy Magoo

    Why are you publishing an old publicity photo from Scarecrow and Mrs. King?

  12. Stockbroker.

    *yawn*

  13. anonymous

    That’s the worried look of a guy asking Siri if that “get out of jail card” Pippa will ultimately get for jacking people’s stuff will also apply to him.

  14. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “Run, you fool! That bitch Kate called her Black Card in as stolen!”

  15. “Pippa? What’s”
    “Alec Baldwin just confused me for one of the papparazzi! RUN!”

  16. Crystal's Mom

    Such important people! What would we do with out them?!

    Seriously, let’s find out.

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