Pippa Middleton with her boyfriend Nico Jackson in London. (August 11, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Are they squaredancing? What the hell is going on here?
That’s EXACTLY what I thought!!
My first impression was that he’s running backwards.
They appear to be independently reacting to unrelated, yet simultaneous stimulus. Like she just saw a killer clown, and he just saw his first American ass.
And he wanted to make a voice memo about it
Men: never carry a woman’s purse. You lose a little bit of manhood each time that you can never recover.
Worse than the purse, the collar up.
Pippa and Nico straight jackin’ fools.
I guess she loves free dry-cleaning…a lot
If they were black, this would get them shot.
I have to admit Pippa is looking pretty nice from the back. This very nice butt and legs.
That’s a very nice butt and legs I meant.*
♫Come on baby. Let’s do the twist.♫
Why are you publishing an old publicity photo from Scarecrow and Mrs. King?
That’s the worried look of a guy asking Siri if that “get out of jail card” Pippa will ultimately get for jacking people’s stuff will also apply to him.
“Run, you fool! That bitch Kate called her Black Card in as stolen!”
“Alec Baldwin just confused me for one of the papparazzi! RUN!”
Such important people! What would we do with out them?!
Seriously, let’s find out.
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