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  1. That’s Udderly Ridiculous!

    *throws confetti and runs away*

  2. I’m pretty sure this is what it looks like when the Green Giant’s dick pops out of his foreskin.

  3. MOOOOOOOOOOO… goes the cow.

  4. Odbarc

    Confetti? Throw some hay at it or keep it in the barn.

  5. I notice she carries two cell phones, one for personal use and one for her job…hah! I can’t even type that with a straight face. Job…the only job she knows takes two hands and a camcorder.

  6. Cock Dr

    The knees & the chest look like they’re at about the same odemeter reading.

  7. I have to admit that sometimes empty headed fat chicks have nice breasts.

  8. You know you’ve given up when you wear the Spanx on the outside.

  9. Wait, does that look like a third tit growing in there?

  10. buzz

    She kind of won the genetic lottery in the fact that no matter how fat she gets; it doesn’t end up on her chin.

    She really should have a double or triple chin by now.

    • Ralph

      She’s getting rid of the chins via cosmetic work. Pretty soon that option will be less and less useful and she will look like Joan.

  11. JimBB

    I like to think this is why Robin Williams did it.

  12. Hmm

    Saddlebags, seriously?

  13. That hard, intense, look of a woman who is deep in thought, a woman trying to find her place in a constantly changing world where societal rules place increasing pressure on a woman to balance the roll of mother and career. Or she’s trying to remember the word for ‘large metal glass box that goes vrooom!’

  14. meeps!

    200 pounds of shit in a 100 pound bag…

  15. mememem

    OH my GOODNESS! I guess Kanye forgot to dress her today! With cellulite, fat arms like hers she should really not show them off so much! Kanye get over here and help this mess! I’ve never seen cellulite on ARMS before and she’s not THAT old! Vapid ugly on the inside twat. LOVE how all those 3 K bitches have ZERO luck in the love department! Man if they had all that money AND secured true love that just wouldn’t be fair! However though I make about 8K a month compared to their 8K per minute, I have always had luck with true love. SKANKS got theirs!

  16. Ha ha! She looks terrible!

  17. renzomatic

    The third lump is the “Paparazzi Tracking Device” they thought would stealthily live between the bitties. It’s disguised as a dildo.

  18. Jentilly

    She has the absolute worst sense of fashion, she just sees a designer name and assumes it will look good on her.

  19. Sleek doesn’t really work if you have boob fat hanging out of your bra, hooker! Oh yeah, MOO!

  20. Vlad

    New from the Schweddy Family line of meat products: Schweddy Boobs

  21. Crystal's Mom

    Jesus, yet another complete waste of flesh that has no place here. There are supermodels who are starving! Post their pics! I could live the rest of my life without seeing another picture of this useless fat stain.

  22. robb7

    Yeah, enhance the hips, that’s a good look for a lard-ass walking POS!

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