superficial

  1. Marketing Mike

    She’s had her eyes done, her cheeks done,
    her nose done, and collagen filled lips.
    Another Hollywood “All natural beauty…”

  2. JimBB

    She told him that if he acts nice, they can go to the ice cream shop after the premiere and he can order any flavor he wants.

  3. Great couple. She’s beautiful. He’s badass.

  4. “Hey Antonio, look at what I was banging while you were sleeping with Skeletor!”

  5. A Badass next to a bad ass.

  6. dennis

    She must have completely emptied Michael Bay of all his duck butter during casting like he had never had it emptied by any chick before because she got a prime leading actress gig in Transformers 3 and hasn’t done shit as an actress since… except go back to modeling and doing Statham both of which she was already doing before Transformers.

  7. Crystal's Mom

    I want to be Jason in my next life.

  8. Kimba

    Holy lantern jaw of justice!

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Once you recognise her serious wonk eye, it can’t be unseen. Ruins everything.

  10. Icehawg

    “Jeez we are so in love. Ain’t we in love? Tell him, Ro, tell them how much in love we are. Ya, so in love, she’ll tell you.”

  11. Johnny Barbells

    “yes, sweetie… you’re very convincing… everyone definitely thinks you’re straight… *sigh* [eyeroll]“

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