superficial

  1. Well someone stepped up her famewhoring game!

  2. Crystal Aubrey Hefner Stodden O’ Side Tits.

  3. Shirts…how do they work??

  4. Nose job? check.
    bolt ons? check.

  5. Marketing Mike

    Somebody let her Photoshop guy know
    he forgot to paste her nipple back on.

  6. Excellent side-boob.

  7. I wonder what it’s like to be so in love with yourself. Ugh. What does she do all day? It’s a comforting thought that people like this usually end up suffering early dementia because their minds get no stimulation – no job except ploughing through Hef’s money. Shallow twat.

  8. I’ll take fake boobs side boob for 500 Alex.

  9. Eejut

    You know, seeing her this up close, I think Hef could have done better.

  10. popwilleatitself

    A face only a daddyhusband could love.

  11. she’s hot but the fact that her vagina has been penetrated by a thousand year old dick is a deal breaker…actually no not really

  12. cc

    She’ll look back on this when she’s older and say ‘I was so beautiful in my youth, and I spent it sucking an octogenarian’s dick.’

  13. Crystal's Mom

    A crack whore selling her body for vials has more honor and class than this vacuous gold-digging attention whore. Why the fuck do you even post her shit here?

    • cc

      ‘A crack whore selling her body for vials has more honor and class than this vacuous gold-digging attention whore.’

      Pretty much.

  14. Wowo

    I though she was one of the Olsen twins. What the fuck did she do to her face?

  15. anonym

    that upper lip is just bursting with botox

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