Well someone stepped up her famewhoring game!
Crystal Aubrey Hefner Stodden O’ Side Tits.
Shirts…how do they work??
Nose job? check.
bolt ons? check.
Somebody let her Photoshop guy know
he forgot to paste her nipple back on.
I wonder what it’s like to be so in love with yourself. Ugh. What does she do all day? It’s a comforting thought that people like this usually end up suffering early dementia because their minds get no stimulation – no job except ploughing through Hef’s money. Shallow twat.
Of course, your life consists of spending time commenting on a gossip blog, so maybe you two will meet up someday in the same dementia ward.
Hoy! While I work, sir. I transcribe files at home and keep The Superficial window open :)
I’ll take fake boobs side boob for 500 Alex.
You know, seeing her this up close, I think Hef could have done better.
A face only a daddyhusband could love.
she’s hot but the fact that her vagina has been penetrated by a thousand year old dick is a deal breaker…actually no not really
She’ll look back on this when she’s older and say ‘I was so beautiful in my youth, and I spent it sucking an octogenarian’s dick.’
A crack whore selling her body for vials has more honor and class than this vacuous gold-digging attention whore. Why the fuck do you even post her shit here?
‘A crack whore selling her body for vials has more honor and class than this vacuous gold-digging attention whore.’
I though she was one of the Olsen twins. What the fuck did she do to her face?
that upper lip is just bursting with botox
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (August 11, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News