1. Slappy Magoo

    No, Daddy, I don’t want to hear about how you’re all dead inside again!

  2. Little Tongue

    “Haaaaahhhh… You know that smell, little one, don’t you? You too have been through your mama’s smelly tunnel, haven’t you?”

  3. Anyone else think of that scene from Blazing Saddles where the town drunk knocks out one of Lamarr’s thugs by breathing on him?

  4. joe

    Hey baby, I smell the fumes a-callin — boiled spinach and mashed-up beans.

    Oh my.

  5. (*hiccup*)

    “….Do….do….youuu WaNt a BOOB JOB?!”

  6. “If you scope any hotties in your preschool you let poppa know, right?”

  7. I like the name Faith for a girl.

  8. Gin&Tonic

    enjoy being in your late 70s by the time your kid goes off to college, a-hole. that’s a pretty shitty burden to have to dump on someone

  9. EricLR

    Ssshhh, now werez not gonnna tell mommy about daddy’s smelly drink arez we?

  10. caley

    “Hey baby, I hear the blues-a-callin’, tossed salad and scrambled eggs…I’m gonna throw up.”

  11. “Uh oh… someone needs a diaper change. Oh, it’s me.”

  12. Vlad

    you know…if you weren’t my daughter, I’d so ask you out on a date…daddy likes’em young. Old enough to drool, old enough to fool…

  13. richie

    No say gampaw, say da-da!!

  14. Even with a child he comes off as a creepy old pervert.

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