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  1. Slappy Magoo

    Fire Marshall Bill?

  2. I give him a year before he just pins his ears together behind his head.

  3. johnny p!

    “Hey you kids! Get offa my lawn before I—”
    Hey wait a minute, these are my young daughters that my wife is whoring out…
    “Never mind girls, keep playing! Have fun and remember to wave to the cameras!”

  4. This looks an awful lot like a brunette version of that Gwynneth Paltrow pic from yesterday.

  5. C’mon, two Candice Bergen pics in a row?

  6. looks like someone needs a diaper change!

  7. Deacon Jones

    “Honey! Come in and look at these pics of Kylie’s tight ass, they’re all over the internet! They look great!”

  8. Nurse Ratchet still on the job.

  9. “WHAT’S THE MATTER? I will tell you “what’s the matter!” I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? “Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie, I can’t write on this paper, Annie!” Well, I’ll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN! “

  10. EricLR

    He’s not angry. They just re-tightened the wires.

  11. I thought Richard Ramirez died in jail.

  12. “Wait til they get a load of me.”

  13. The last thing Kris Jenner will ever see.

    You know, God willing.

  14. caley

    Well, he is performing to the best of his abilities: there’s not a single crow on that balcony!

  15. Has anyone notice how much he looks like Candace Bergen in the picture just before this one?

  16. Grandma stares into the reflecting pool and remembers when she had her pick of the ladies.

  17. MeanMrsMustard

    “I’ll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! “

  18. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    This woman looks really pissed!!

  19. the_spiral

    I honestly thought that was Janice Dickinson until I read the caption.

  20. Joe Blow

    LOL. Wow…. just… wow.

  21. ITS ALIVE!
    ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. “Say, old lady, where’s Philo Beddoe?”

  23. Chris K.

    Jesus, in every single picture that dyke looks bitter and pissed. She needs a good dickin’

  24. ruckus

    Charlize Theron will play him in the Lifetime movie.

  25. heey

    he looks mentally ill, what a psycho stare, he married a woman who can turn a man into that, poor guy

  26. Enough with the pictures of Jared Leto in drag already.

  27. anonymous

    There’s the look of a man that no longer has access to his wife and step-daughters money.

  28. She looks REAL mad.

  29. Two Candice Bergen pics in a row? C’mon, that ain’t right after making us suffer through that Goldie Hawn pic…

  30. canudigit

    I knew it!! Gargamel is real!!

  31. richie

    I thought it was Amanda Knox when i saw the thumbnail.
    The horror!!

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