superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I guess it was too hot for the dalmation fur coat.

  2. “Hi mom!”
    “It’s dad, honey.”
    “Oh, sorry.”
    “It’s okay. Your mom does that, too.”

  3. “Dibadabadibadaba sorry about your childhood. YEAHHHHHA!”

  4. It’s so sad when old people shrink.

  5. She used to live in his balls.

  6. Is she that much taller than him, or does he seriously put his head at boob level when he hugs his own daughter?

  7. Teddy

    Someone has to tell pepaw that he’s hugging his daughter and not a hooker

  8. oldfool

    Glad he remembered the Polygrip.

  9. “Daddy, my face is up here.”

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