1. These modern updates to the Wizard of Oz franchise are really getting out of hand. That looks nothing like the Lollipop Guild.

  2. Enidaj

    Angry bird.

  3. Why is everyone she dates a member of MS-13?

    • thespiral

      I came here to say the exact same thing. She has a type and that type is petite Mexican gangbangers.

  4. She is an enigma.

  5. She can even make that plain outfit sexy.

  6. Berserk screaming!

  7. EricLR

    Looks like they’re shooting one of those movies where the old criminal teaches the new kid how the heist works. But I don’t seem to see any cameras.

  8. tlmck

    Her taste in men leaves much to be desired.

  9. TacoFlavoredKeeses

    She makes her busboy/gardener/electrician follow her around lookin like Alvarez? What a bitch.

  10. Ladypants

    I bet there’s a trenchcoat in that bag and they’re going to a Rated R movie.

  11. spikedtounge

    Lollipop isn’t the only guild in Oz!

  12. heey

    she is just going through a J-Lo phase, being with a ugly and tiny little man, toy-boy waiting somewhere in her future when she comes to her senses and sees ” I married that?!”

  13. “Paparazzi? Shit. I forgot to bring my ass with me today.”

  14. Potential Dinklage homebreaker.

  15. richie

    heading to do a second story job!!

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