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  1. Don Draper's Dad

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking crack.

  2. [I can smoke crack in 2:34
    2:33
    2:32
    2:31
    Pizza!!
    2:29]

  3. Ronaldo

    “I am going to get so F*&%# high when I am done with this meeting”

  4. “Hmmmmmmm…. crack cocaine….”

  5. “I’m sorry, sir, but the part of Huell has already been cast.”

  6. papaschmurfenstein

    Mmmm, this crack-soaked buttplug definitely does the *FARRRT* uuughhh…trick

  7. JimBB

    Oh man, this guy is so fucking boring. Just want to smoke an eight ball and charge into everyone like a rhino.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Nigga, I’m high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I stay high all the time, man, I’m on some hood shit
    Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
    Give me a dutch and a lighter, I’ll spark shit
    And stay high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I’m high all the time, man, I’m on some hood shit

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I stay high all the time, man, I’m on some hood shit
    Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
    Give me a dutch and a lighter, I’ll spark shit
    And stay high all the time, I smoke that good shit
    I’m high all the time, man, I’m on some hood shit

  10. I see Rob Ford and I think “what the hell, Canada”…then I remember Los Angeles

  11. “Check me out! I have a shake for for breakfast, another shake for lunch and dinner and another before bedtime.”

  12. He says he’s lost a hundred pounds…how do we break it to him that he can’t count his wife walking out on him as weight loss?

  13. Hopalong

    “I’ll do the Cleveland Steamer but a Dirty Sanchez is an extra $20 and that’s my final offer.”

  14. Tom: ” Yea I know HA HA HA I can’t see my penis!!

  15. “I’m sorry sir, but the city had to tow your van down by the river”

  16. This guy is a Saturday Night Live skit made flesh.

  17. Just gotta piss, serious…

  18. The Brown Streak

    HEY HEY HEY….wait…didn’t I already just make that joke?

  19. “Mr. Ford we need you to make a crack decision…Mr. Ford ?…
    Mr. Ford ?”

  20. PassingTrue

    Riverdance was a long time ago.

  21. “Look, Rob, we realize you haven’t peed yourself in public since you were 34 years old, but still it tends to shine unfavorably on you and the rest of the Council.”

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