superficial

  1. Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who cares
    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who’s there

  2. Russell Brand?

  3. Jesus just found out that being the figurehead of the largest religion in the world doesn’t get you laid.

  4. alex

    “Clearly Mr. Leto was unaware of the strict “no blue” policy at the Chanel event.”

  5. J

    Anyone remember how hot he was in Urban Legends? What happened to you Jared?

  6. JimBB

    Never go full Brand.

  7. “I’m sorry sir, but there’s no blue allowed beyond this point. Didn’t you see the sign?”

  8. The well-dressed, clean-looking model behind him just makes him look even more like a raging tosspot. Guh.

  9. As Jared Leto leaves , he has considered in changing his name to “Twink”.

  10. “Thanks for the blow job…you can come in now if you want.”

    “No thanks.”

  11. He smells as bad as he looks…

  12. The Brown Streak

    Oh, the things I could do with little cut and paste in photoshop…

  13. Totally not gay.

  14. “Alright, now we’re gonna walk out this door and act like we didn’t just blow each other.”

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