superficial

  1. So one of the most alcoholic drunks in Hollywood plays our savior in a show about terrorism? Talk about range.

  2. JC

    “Fuckin’ ankle going the wrong way. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR, TALOCRURAL JOINT?”

  3. Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah

    Tequila!

  4. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    Did you see him in Pompeii?

    Yeah me neither, but you’d drink too if you had to take work like that.

  5. *Hic* I tol him, you got shot in the thoat. No one wans a buy their damn car insance from you. I tol him, I don jink beer. I jink beerS. huhuhuh Wake the bitch up! *hic*

  6. JimBB

    “Got to diffuse that bomb….Got to get a J├Ągerbomb first….Got to get a bunch of J├Ągerbombs….”

  7. “Lay off, Pal! I’ve been in London for six months, and over there they walk on the other…. Jesus, I’m an alcoholic, aren’t I?”

  8. Go home, Jack Bauer! You’re drunk!

  9. Where Are They Now: Gumby and Friends

  10. The Brown Streak

    Jack Bauer: Ministry of Silly Walks

  11. Joey Joe Joe

    “Alright, keep it together, K-man. Noone can tell you’re drunk. Just… walk down the street. Simple enough. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right… right… RIGHT… crap”

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