So one of the most alcoholic drunks in Hollywood plays our savior in a show about terrorism? Talk about range.
“Fuckin’ ankle going the wrong way. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR, TALOCRURAL JOINT?”
Did you see him in Pompeii?
Yeah me neither, but you’d drink too if you had to take work like that.
*Hic* I tol him, you got shot in the thoat. No one wans a buy their damn car insance from you. I tol him, I don jink beer. I jink beerS. huhuhuh Wake the bitch up! *hic*
“Got to diffuse that bomb….Got to get a Jägerbomb first….Got to get a bunch of Jägerbombs….”
“Lay off, Pal! I’ve been in London for six months, and over there they walk on the other…. Jesus, I’m an alcoholic, aren’t I?”
Go home, Jack Bauer! You’re drunk!
Where Are They Now: Gumby and Friends
Jack Bauer: Ministry of Silly Walks
“Alright, keep it together, K-man. Noone can tell you’re drunk. Just… walk down the street. Simple enough. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right… right… RIGHT… crap”
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