‘And then I grabbed his butt cheeks like this….’
“So I’m trying to blow myself, because seriously… who would give a better BJ than Bono and….”
“What do you mean I was great on ‘Friends’?”
Seriously, 5 dollars. ONLY 5 DOLLARS!
“So, then, Tom Cruise come up to me and…”
I have drank
I have yelled
at the pope
But I still haven’t found…
“Oh, they’ve encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.”
Robin Williams looks like he’s ready for Flubber 2.
“With all the starving children around the world, I can’t bring myself to eat anything but imaginary sandwiches.”
“Insider trading, Pops. And the funny thing is that those sheople actually think I’m some sort of genius strategist with IPOs! I make shit music! I can’t write a Dr Seuss poem for fuck’s sake! But here I am, a billionaire! And nobody bats an eye!”
That’s not Bono, Matthew Perry is just on the cocaine again
“I once caught a potato this big.”
“Limousines for all of them. That’s right. Every single poor person in the world gets their own limo.”
shit, i thought it was Chandler Bing….
On the top of his head there…what is that?
One hit wonder.
Two words…okay…you’re sucking dick…you’re sucking a big dick…you’re Kim Kardashian!
“As I was walking in a man yelled “Buffet Closed !”
So, then the accountant tells me that I can keep all my money if I incorporate somewhere besides the UK.
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