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  1. Dick Nose

    The Fix-A-Flat goes in the tire idiot

  2. JC

    Ladies, animal prints and dresses that let your back fat rolls hang out are not your friends.

  3. Short Round

    It’s like watching buffalo at a watering hole. Except the watering hole is an upscale store.

    • And, sadly, there’s no chance either will be eaten by a croc or lion.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Except the prices they pay for the shit they buy are a croc, and the servers they look to for guidance in their purchasing don’t help by doing nothin but lion.

  4. tito

    khloe looks like a snake after it’s eaten a forty pound rat.

  5. MMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!

  6. Ronaldo

    Both are fat….but Khloe looks better than Kim.

  7. Oh. My. God, Becky.

  8. J

    They should be shopping at “Big Butts R Us”.

  9. alex

    Dear lord, what is going on here today. Does ANYONE find that attractive? Seriously, are there people out there digging that look?

    • Well…(wait a second, I’m thinking)…Khloe’s legs look fairly decent. Unfortunately neither one is flashing tits, so I think that’s about the best I can come up with. OH WAIT! Khloe’s hair is almost clean.

  10. This is a close as they can stand to each other. Opposing polar forces and all.

  11. Its the annual ass parade sponsored by Rorschach.

  12. “The world will cry out ‘Stop parading your fat ass in front of the cameras!,’ and I will whisper ‘No.’”

  13. “LOOK AT OUR TITS! LOOK AT OUR ASSES! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!:

  14. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  15. Stinky

    And they say humans aren’t evolving, … I wished we were getting bigger brains.

  16. Huge ass, roll of fat over the top of her skirt. Yup, she belongs on the cover of Vogue.

  17. If bumper cars were human.

  18. Jethro

    I gotta pee.

  19. That SUV holds 9 adults. Or 2 Kardashians.

  20. Natty Ice

    Ugh. I do not know how to feel about this family. I should ask someone who likes big butts. They cannot lie.

  21. Back pain

    Even an overdose of viagra wouldn’t get me hard after looking at these two water buffalos…ewwwwwwwwww!

  22. As we see Godzilla and King Kong have a ass off, it’s really brutal to watch.

  23. Babies R Us…asses R everywhere…

  24. Wotch it mate, they could aTAYK at any moment…

  25. Double bubble, neither toils and both are trouble.

  26. The Brown Streak

    Don’t worry guys, I called animal control.

  27. momo

    this is why they drive around in SUVs

  28. karen

    “Does this Wookie make my backfat look big?”

  29. Donald Sterling

    Snausages snausages SNAUSAGES!!! (black) Dogs love ‘em!!!

  30. Either buy clothes that fit or remove whatever you’ve put in there.

  31. Serious question: How does one poop with an ass that bizarre? Wouldn’t it just get all smeared around and stuck?

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