Khloe and Kim Kardashian at Babies R Us in New York City. (July 7, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The Fix-A-Flat goes in the tire idiot
Ladies, animal prints and dresses that let your back fat rolls hang out are not your friends.
It’s like watching buffalo at a watering hole. Except the watering hole is an upscale store.
And, sadly, there’s no chance either will be eaten by a croc or lion.
Except the prices they pay for the shit they buy are a croc, and the servers they look to for guidance in their purchasing don’t help by doing nothin but lion.
khloe looks like a snake after it’s eaten a forty pound rat.
Both are fat….but Khloe looks better than Kim.
Oh. My. God, Becky.
It’s just so…GROSS.
They should be shopping at “Big Butts R Us”.
Dear lord, what is going on here today. Does ANYONE find that attractive? Seriously, are there people out there digging that look?
Well…(wait a second, I’m thinking)…Khloe’s legs look fairly decent. Unfortunately neither one is flashing tits, so I think that’s about the best I can come up with. OH WAIT! Khloe’s hair is almost clean.
This is a close as they can stand to each other. Opposing polar forces and all.
Its the annual ass parade sponsored by Rorschach.
“The world will cry out ‘Stop parading your fat ass in front of the cameras!,’ and I will whisper ‘No.'”
“LOOK AT OUR TITS! LOOK AT OUR ASSES! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!:
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And they say humans aren’t evolving, … I wished we were getting bigger brains.
Huge ass, roll of fat over the top of her skirt. Yup, she belongs on the cover of Vogue.
If bumper cars were human.
I gotta pee.
That SUV holds 9 adults. Or 2 Kardashians.
Ugh. I do not know how to feel about this family. I should ask someone who likes big butts. They cannot lie.
Even an overdose of viagra wouldn’t get me hard after looking at these two water buffalos…ewwwwwwwwww!
As we see Godzilla and King Kong have a ass off, it’s really brutal to watch.
Babies R Us…asses R everywhere…
Wotch it mate, they could aTAYK at any moment…
Double bubble, neither toils and both are trouble.
Don’t worry guys, I called animal control.
this is why they drive around in SUVs
“Does this Wookie make my backfat look big?”
Snausages snausages SNAUSAGES!!! (black) Dogs love ‘em!!!
Either buy clothes that fit or remove whatever you’ve put in there.
Serious question: How does one poop with an ass that bizarre? Wouldn’t it just get all smeared around and stuck?
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