1. HAHA she’s not the good looking one anymore…

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I don’t think she ever was even when Jessica was inhaling the entire Chili’s menu.

  2. He looks like a kid wearing his dad’s shoes.

  3. That is just the angriest little pirate I’ve ever seen.

  4. Nice clown pants you clown.

  5. j/k

    She seems to like them on the verge of gay.

  6. JimBB

    Looks like Will Smith has moved on to getting Jaden stylist jobs now too.

  7. Never tell the Prince of Persia to “dress up.”

  8. “If I give you more money, will you stop dressing like an unkept douche?”

    “Don’t try to control me stupid lady!”

  9. Anyone who gives their white daughter a name ending in double vowels needs to be clubbed over the head.

  10. Wayner

    Who pissed in Sindbad’s cornflakes?

  11. Back in the club, Shaquille was dashing around in his underwear trying to find his black pants and blue blazer.

  12. WTF kind of 18th century circus…pantaloon…pajama abortion are those things, anyway?

  13. So, which one’s the bitch and which one’s the butch?

  14. PassingTrue

    Guy needs an extra ten minutes just to pee.

  15. I’m pretty sure you could snap his lower leg like a twig. How does that even hold a guy up?

  16. Every man this girl has ever slept with is gay, and that includes her father.

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