How many men were watching to create this level of splash?
I was promised crap. This is not crap.
Someone sure looks like she’s in dire need of a soap, and I’m definitely the man who will get her that soap.
Who needs soap. I’d use my tongue.
More of this, less of Kim.
What’s up with the drooling retard thing? Her and Kim goddamn Kardashian. Can’t keep their dumb yappers closed.
Also, would bang, would pee in butt, would dismember and put in suitcase, and TCLTC.
I don’t think “would dismember and put in suitcase” will catch on with Superficial readers the way “would pee in butt” has.
That’s a beach I would definitely storm. She’s perfect in every way.
sand or not, i’ll still bury my face in it
She makes “dirty” look good
I’ve always wondered what the big deal was with this girl. I mean she’s hot and all but not the best I’ve ever seen. Until now. I wonder no more. What a total piece of ass!
Dirrrrrty girl. Gooood girl.
I’d advise against taking a drug test after enjoying her, with all those poppy seeds.
“YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!!”
“Arrg. I hate you.”
She’s not covered in dirt, she’s on a black sand beach, prob in Hawaii. Ya, sand in orifices is always fun, eh?
Interestingly, due to the color and granularity of the sand, I know where she is within about a 100 yard level of accuracy. That’s my brand of stalking…try to keep up.
I never thought I’d say this but I am very, very grateful to Robin Thicke.
I’m sorry but search for her on the web. In half the shots she looks like a dude. A little scary.
You must have looked up the wrong woman, ‘cuz she doesn’t look even remotely close to a guy.
Do some searches. Some of her pics are SCARY!
I have yet to see a pic of her that’s bad.
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