Please please please please put on a shirt.
also a bag.
Better yet, a body bag.
Ke$ha’s personal fitness motivator.
I think one picture of Busey was enough.
To motivate her workouts she listens to a recording of herself chanting “Kill John Gosselin” over and over.
It goes “My vagina is getting smaller with each step I take. My vagina is getting smaller with each step I take….”
I would tap that ass…….why am I lying? I wouldn’t touch that with Casey Anthony’s dick.
omg cover your artificially flat belly
Gross. Everything about this cunt is fake and disgusting.
I don’t think so…It’s hard to fake a face that ugly, unless you are a special effects artist.
“If I just don’t stop running, I’ll never have to see those goddamn kids again. Never stop running. Never stop running. Never stop…”
Is it just me or did she tape a picture of a stomach that wasn’t stretched, mangled, and flabby and tuck it into her pants to go jogging?
If I drove by her and saw her in my rear view mirror, I might be tempted to think, “Yeah, she’s sort of hot, for a baby factory.”
Personally, I think Dick Van Dyke should have stuck with the beard.
David Spade would hit that.
David Spade would never hit that. Okay, maybe with a baseball bat if she startled him.
That stomach looks like a brown paper bag.
Let’s see… has eight kids that you never see her with? Yep, that’s a picture of Kate Gosselin.
There’s a point at which running just makes you look more haggard. This point.
Keep on running, all the way to jerz where you belong trash.
Damn, Kendra looks terrible
It’s amazing what science can do for transexual men these days.
Oh lord is my stomach seriously going to look like that after I pop out a couple of kids?
Flavor Flav is thinking: “Damn–I miss hitting that.”
Surprised this bitch and Octomom haven’t packed up the herd and moved to Florida by now. I suspect that is the place to be if you don’t want your kids anymore.
Jogging won’t eliminate the stretch marks of eight babies.
Gain six kids. Lose a belly button.
God help us all!!
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