superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    Fuck you, David Spade. Fuck you.

  2. sexyman48

    Casey Anthony and now this, this world isn’t fair.

  3. How does that little Lollipop Guild reject get all the pussy?

  4. cc

    Is that who he is dating? Before you answer, I’ll note that I have a revolver in my mouth.

  5. that chick must be like 6′ 5″ tall…what with her being so close to the same height as the strapping statue of manhood that is David Spade.

  6. fuck spade who’s the chick!?

  7. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    When you start talking about whistlin’ bungholes, nipsy daisers, and whistlin’ kitty chasers, the chicks just can’t resist.

  8. CharmlessMan

    David Spade is that anomaly in the universe that gives scientists cause to doubt.

  9. Siloporcen7

    Never underestimate a sense of humor

  10. MrsWrong

    Not Shown: 12 foot distance between subjects

  11. JC

    I guess Kid Rock is toning down his whole “trailer park” image.

  12. tlmck

    So you’re really famous, and you really have loads of cash right?

  13. Clearly, he won her over with his choice of snazzy hat.

  14. Blech

    If David Spade stood to the gal’s right… his height would be…

    The photo would make sense.

  15. Sin

    See? Money CAN buy you happiness, or at least rent it by the hour.

  16. MrsWrong

    Calm down everyone! That’s just the lady who follows that chihuahua and picks up his poopsie

  17. DeucePickle

    Spade has been crushing some of the world’s hottest ass for the past 20 years.

    • MrsWrong

      “crushing” is kind of a strong word for such a wee little man. I would probably go with “pecking at” or “poking”

  18. Zombie Kitty

    It’s the cheap rip-off double of Jen and Brad in the olden days

  19. Camila

    I’d bang the fuck out of him. He’s tiny and ugly, but there’s just something about him.

  20. Steelerchick

    Now I know she loves him for his great looks and banging body……….

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