Fuck you, David Spade. Fuck you.
Hell yeah David Spade, Hell Yeah!
Casey Anthony and now this, this world isn’t fair.
How does that little Lollipop Guild reject get all the pussy?
He has all that Joe Dirt Money
Is that who he is dating? Before you answer, I’ll note that I have a revolver in my mouth.
if you have a revolver in your mouth, how are you typing? something doesn’t sound right…
You should know all about the one handed typing on this site.
I type with my cock. It’s difficult because it mashes half hte keyboard ats a tymes thougf vc;lbvclk; afdje4kjif zcvvxczhjyjhmk
Thank U for confirming my darkest suspicions.
McFeely, didn’t you say you access this site from work? I hope you have an office.
I’d fight you for the bullet. Life isn’t fair.
that chick must be like 6′ 5″ tall…what with her being so close to the same height as the strapping statue of manhood that is David Spade.
it’s his shoes………..on the beach…………..so so tall
“Wait a sec…let me move over to this incline…and get closer to the camera…and put on this hat…okay, NOW take the picture.”
fuck spade who’s the chick!?
Yep, and why is she with that twat?!
When you start talking about whistlin’ bungholes, nipsy daisers, and whistlin’ kitty chasers, the chicks just can’t resist.
I have no idea what you just said but it sounds amazing
David Spade is that anomaly in the universe that gives scientists cause to doubt.
Never underestimate a sense of humor
Not Shown: 12 foot distance between subjects
I guess Kid Rock is toning down his whole “trailer park” image.
So you’re really famous, and you really have loads of cash right?
Clearly, he won her over with his choice of snazzy hat.
If David Spade stood to the gal’s right… his height would be…
The photo would make sense.
See? Money CAN buy you happiness, or at least rent it by the hour.
Calm down everyone! That’s just the lady who follows that chihuahua and picks up his poopsie
Spade has been crushing some of the world’s hottest ass for the past 20 years.
“crushing” is kind of a strong word for such a wee little man. I would probably go with “pecking at” or “poking”
It’s the cheap rip-off double of Jen and Brad in the olden days
I’d bang the fuck out of him. He’s tiny and ugly, but there’s just something about him.
I know what you mean-I can only hope he would say something snarky afterwards, and I could say “Shut up Richard.”
Now I know she loves him for his great looks and banging body……….
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David Spade in Malibu. (July 4, 2011)