Terry is the next Janice.
Oh ghod, it’s true.
I don’t even think Dean Cain would hit that at this point.
I think it’s her teeth that are the biggest ass-clencher.
has now jumped the shark.
Wait ’til they get a load of me!
She’s the next Joker.
doing her best Fire Marshall Bill impression…. “let me show ya something…. he he he he he he he”
Melissa Rivers is proud of her mom.
Her skin is drawn so tight, she can’t smile and straighten out both arms at the same time.
They’re real and they used to be spectacular
Morphing into Mary Tyler Moore.
She used to be attractive. When was it she went to shit?
What’s really sad is that she’s crying right now and nobody can tell but her.
Looks good from the neck down
seen here demonstrating the “eagle”. white face, fake tan body.
Is white-face racist?
She took smiling lessons from this guy:
The clock has struck midnight, back into the pumpkin.
Salzburg…that’s the only smile you’ll see there so soak it in. Seriously, the people there are dour. I slept with an attractive woman in Vienna though, so that made up for it.
She has always terrified the hell out of me.
Poor Teri Hatcher. She thought it would be fun to go to the Olympics, but fell asleep on the jet until it got to Austria.
Holy shit I thought this was Countess Luann!
Isn’t that Hasselhoff territory?!
She deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award in Trying Too Hard
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Teri Hatcher the 2012 Salzburg Festival in Austria. (July 31, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN