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  1. Crissy

    Terry is the next Janice.

  2. EricLr

    I don’t even think Dean Cain would hit that at this point.

  3. CranAppleSnapple

    I think it’s her teeth that are the biggest ass-clencher.

  4. cp3

    has now jumped the shark.

  5. Henry

    Don’t smile.

  6. Raoul

    Wait ’til they get a load of me!

  7. She’s the next Joker.

  8. cardinal Ximenez

    doing her best Fire Marshall Bill impression…. “let me show ya something…. he he he he he he he”

  9. The Brown Streak

    Melissa Rivers is proud of her mom.

  10. The Pope

    Her skin is drawn so tight, she can’t smile and straighten out both arms at the same time.

  11. They’re real and they used to be spectacular

  12. tlmck

    Morphing into Mary Tyler Moore.

  13. Biff

    She used to be attractive. When was it she went to shit?

  14. Bonky

    What’s really sad is that she’s crying right now and nobody can tell but her.

  15. lily

    Looks good from the neck down

  16. Raaaaaaaa

    seen here demonstrating the “eagle”. white face, fake tan body.

  17. She took smiling lessons from this guy:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/31/red_skull-333_500.jpg[/img]

  18. The clock has struck midnight, back into the pumpkin.

  19. cc

    Salzburg…that’s the only smile you’ll see there so soak it in. Seriously, the people there are dour. I slept with an attractive woman in Vienna though, so that made up for it.

  20. kimmykimkim

    She has always terrified the hell out of me.

  21. Poor Teri Hatcher. She thought it would be fun to go to the Olympics, but fell asleep on the jet until it got to Austria.

  22. Holy shit I thought this was Countess Luann!

  23. squishy

    Isn’t that Hasselhoff territory?!

  24. HollywoodOutsider

    She deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award in Trying Too Hard

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