JWoww in New York City. (July 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Wow, she looks like a whorish Vanessa Hudgens…
And that is probably the nicest thing someone has ever said about her…
She found something on the sidewalk, and is going to eat it now.
Actually lol’d. Thanks.
That style of jeans was not designed by a straight man.
This style of woman was not designed by a straight god.
Could she hold that purse a little higher? We can still see her face.
Did she also get plastic surgery to make her cross-eyed??? What the hell?
She always looks like she just cried.
She’s achieving the bloat face she always wanted.
She looks like a Siamese cat with deep-face.
Derp* fucking auto-correct
ZOMG! A pay phone?!?
I hate her fucking no teeth smile.
See the open car door? Pro tip: leaving smears of STD-infected woman goo on the seats are a perfectly effective theft deterrent.
Why does she always look like she just passed gas from her pussy?
GET OUT OF MY CITY!
She should sue her plastic surgeon.
When I look at her, I see one part Miranda Cosgrove, one part Lucy Liu and one thousand parts Chris Burke.
“My biggest dream is to work with Ben AFLAC! AFLAC! Ahem… sorry, I meant Affleck.”
I remember when she used to be pretty. 2011 seems like a lifetime ago.
If your eyes cross enough, can you see inside your head?
Ooooohhh, beans and franks, beans and franks, beans and franks…
By the looks of it, she just had some more lip injections, it appears to be completely immobile.
Wow, her natural hair color really brings out the cross of her eyes.
JWoww, my dove, I know I had implied that I would be faithful, but that was before I saw the previous picture of Bar Refaeli. I’m so sorry, but shit happens!
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Valerie Bertinelli had a facelift??
I didn’t realize JSoww could function without that orange OompaLoompah strapped to her side. She may think she can sneak into the human race this way, but we’re on to her.
What the hell did she do to her face? Seriously. She’s had so many face lifts she looks like a Chinese cross-eyed alien. I know on the surface that sounds like it may be racist, but… damn, it! That’s what she looks like!
Vanessa Hudgens ‘what you’ll like in 50 years photo’ is pretty scary.
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