1. Wow, she looks like a whorish Vanessa Hudgens…
    And that is probably the nicest thing someone has ever said about her…

  2. Johnny P!

    She found something on the sidewalk, and is going to eat it now.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    That style of jeans was not designed by a straight man.

  4. Could she hold that purse a little higher? We can still see her face.

  5. Did she also get plastic surgery to make her cross-eyed??? What the hell?

  6. Henry

    She’s achieving the bloat face she always wanted.

  7. She looks like a Siamese cat with deep-face.

  8. Raoul

    ZOMG! A pay phone?!?

  9. Diet Mountain Dew, Baby

    J Meh.

  10. I hate her fucking no teeth smile.

  11. it had to be said

    See the open car door? Pro tip: leaving smears of STD-infected woman goo on the seats are a perfectly effective theft deterrent.

  12. guttboy

    Why does she always look like she just passed gas from her pussy?

  13. CK


  14. El Jefe

    She should sue her plastic surgeon.

  15. The Brown Streak

    When I look at her, I see one part Miranda Cosgrove, one part Lucy Liu and one thousand parts Chris Burke.

  16. Pierce Bronzetan

    “My biggest dream is to work with Ben AFLAC! AFLAC! Ahem… sorry, I meant Affleck.”

  17. Bonky

    I remember when she used to be pretty. 2011 seems like a lifetime ago.

  18. Joaquin ingles

    If your eyes cross enough, can you see inside your head?

  19. DARN

    Ooooohhh, beans and franks, beans and franks, beans and franks…

  20. cc

    By the looks of it, she just had some more lip injections, it appears to be completely immobile.

  21. Wow, her natural hair color really brings out the cross of her eyes.

  22. JWoww, my dove, I know I had implied that I would be faithful, but that was before I saw the previous picture of Bar Refaeli. I’m so sorry, but shit happens!

  23. JK

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  24. Valerie Bertinelli had a facelift??

  25. Interred Ferguson

    I didn’t realize JSoww could function without that orange OompaLoompah strapped to her side. She may think she can sneak into the human race this way, but we’re on to her.

  26. FattyMcGee

    What the hell did she do to her face? Seriously. She’s had so many face lifts she looks like a Chinese cross-eyed alien. I know on the surface that sounds like it may be racist, but… damn, it! That’s what she looks like!

  27. jc

    Vanessa Hudgens ‘what you’ll like in 50 years photo’ is pretty scary.

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