1. Her life worked out really well huh?

  2. so THAT’s how she’s managed to stay alive…

  3. EricLr

    Security!!

  4. Hard to believe that a heterosexual looking guy like him couldn’t fight off Tara Reed!

  5. JC

    I think I can tell why he’s making air quotes:

    “Please get off me. Your ‘human vagina’ is burning a hole through my guts.”

  6. Johnny P!

    For Jedward (aka John and Edward, the talentless twins who competed on X-Factor UK a couple of years ago), this is a freakin’ dream come true.
    He’s not struggling, he’s pointing at the cameras and saying “Are you guys getting this?!?”

  7. I know what she’s doing. I saw “Lifeforce”.

  8. Henry

    I literally started dry heaving.

  9. Bet you feel stupid for not wearing a “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet now.

  10. your mom

    puking mid-coitus has got to be arousing.

  11. This guy has to be thinking that the dumpster at a Red Lobster smells better.

  12. And…..there goes her last bit of self respect.

  13. Frank Burns

    I guess when your tits scare guys to death you have to know CPR.

  14. Emma Watson's Vagina

    well i guess he thinks he is lucky to have her in that position.

  15. Alice Pooper

    someone give her a sourball

  16. El Jefe

    BRAINS!!!

  17. popwilleatitself

    Arrested Development.

  18. tlmck

    It’s trying to harvest his young healthy stomach.

  19. Bonky

    What kind of bet do you have to lose to end up doing that ?

  20. In Tara’s defense, this is not the first time someone mistook one of the Jedward for a CPR dummy.

  21. Happy_Evil_Dude

    GIVE ME YOUR YOUTH, SCRAWNY SPACE JOCKEY!!!

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    Isn’t this the stage version of “One Night in Paris”?

  23. cc

    She’s wrestling a homeless man for a cigarette butt. He gave up when her crotch got close to his ‘I may be a bum, but I’m not a bum with STDs!’

  24. Here’s hoping whatever she’s got is highly contagious and terminal.

  25. “Tara want smush smush”

  26. Far out! Now all I need is one of a guy cumming in her mouth and and another of her swallowing, and my collection is complete!

  27. kimmykimkim

    Get a job! Both of you!

  28. JK

    Now that’s the knees of a working girl.

  29. christine

    where would one even purchase a trucker hat now… in 2012?

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