Tara Reid infecting on top of one of those Jedward guys in Cannes. (July 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Her life worked out really well huh?
so THAT’s how she’s managed to stay alive…
Hard to believe that a heterosexual looking guy like him couldn’t fight off Tara Reed!
I think I can tell why he’s making air quotes:
“Please get off me. Your ‘human vagina’ is burning a hole through my guts.”
For Jedward (aka John and Edward, the talentless twins who competed on X-Factor UK a couple of years ago), this is a freakin’ dream come true.
He’s not struggling, he’s pointing at the cameras and saying “Are you guys getting this?!?”
I know what she’s doing. I saw “Lifeforce”.
I literally started dry heaving.
Bet you feel stupid for not wearing a “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet now.
puking mid-coitus has got to be arousing.
This guy has to be thinking that the dumpster at a Red Lobster smells better.
And…..there goes her last bit of self respect.
I guess when your tits scare guys to death you have to know CPR.
well i guess he thinks he is lucky to have her in that position.
someone give her a sourball
It’s trying to harvest his young healthy stomach.
What kind of bet do you have to lose to end up doing that ?
In Tara’s defense, this is not the first time someone mistook one of the Jedward for a CPR dummy.
GIVE ME YOUR YOUTH, SCRAWNY SPACE JOCKEY!!!
Isn’t this the stage version of “One Night in Paris”?
She’s wrestling a homeless man for a cigarette butt. He gave up when her crotch got close to his ‘I may be a bum, but I’m not a bum with STDs!’
Here’s hoping whatever she’s got is highly contagious and terminal.
“Tara want smush smush”
Far out! Now all I need is one of a guy cumming in her mouth and and another of her swallowing, and my collection is complete!
Get a job! Both of you!
Now that’s the knees of a working girl.
where would one even purchase a trucker hat now… in 2012?
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