Her life worked out really well huh?
so THAT’s how she’s managed to stay alive…
Hard to believe that a heterosexual looking guy like him couldn’t fight off Tara Reed!
I think I can tell why he’s making air quotes:
“Please get off me. Your ‘human vagina’ is burning a hole through my guts.”
For Jedward (aka John and Edward, the talentless twins who competed on X-Factor UK a couple of years ago), this is a freakin’ dream come true.
He’s not struggling, he’s pointing at the cameras and saying “Are you guys getting this?!?”
I know what she’s doing. I saw “Lifeforce”.
I literally started dry heaving.
Bet you feel stupid for not wearing a “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet now.
puking mid-coitus has got to be arousing.
This guy has to be thinking that the dumpster at a Red Lobster smells better.
And…..there goes her last bit of self respect.
I guess when your tits scare guys to death you have to know CPR.
well i guess he thinks he is lucky to have her in that position.
someone give her a sourball
It’s trying to harvest his young healthy stomach.
What kind of bet do you have to lose to end up doing that ?
In Tara’s defense, this is not the first time someone mistook one of the Jedward for a CPR dummy.
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