Where do you want me to cum again?
Her stylist failed to place an arrowhead at the top of the ribbon.
I guess she takes her deliveries in the front.
I guess I don’t have to ask if there was coke at the party.
With her talent, she can only afford crack.
I find it hard to believe Chris Pratt is that big…
Someone’s been watching The Ring
I’d RATHER watch The Ring.
$Insert obligatory oral sex joke HERE
You’re only an hour and 16 minutes late on that comment. Thanks for playing.
She still probably looks pretty good naked though. Behold my profundity of the day.
Oooops. I think I accidently clicked on the “Zombify Me” site.
She looks like she’s really excited the Twinkie’s making a comeback.
The stripe helps when she’s jogging
“I’m ready for John Hamm’s penis!”
Winter is coming….
“Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!”
And then she slid down from the attic and stole Michelle Gellar’s soul, which was tainted with Freddie Prinze Jr.’s semen, so she that too.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
She looks like the negative of that creepy chick from The Ring
This shows up if you say her name three times into a mirror.
Don’t care how weird the pic looks. I would still destroy her in bed.
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