Mark Hamill and Warwick Davis at the Star Wars Celebration at Messe Essen in Essen, Germany. (July 28, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Don’t pop that zit!
Uh, guys, as interesting as Carrie Fisher’s clit size is—we were really kind of hoping for a discussion of more conventional Star Wars topics
Using the force to peg a dwarf with a tiny tennis ball. My life is complete now.
“Your light sabre would be this long.”
Mark Hamill is so awesome. His voice over work is legendary.
“Really, Mr. Hamill? But if you were that close, what kept you from having sex with Chewbacca?”
No kidding, I saw it, George’s dick is this big. It explains all the years of cinematic masturbation on those same 3 movies. He’s got nothing else to play with.
I am crushing your head, I am crushing your head!
“I find your lack of height disturbing. Your normal-size hands make it worse.”
Was Warwick an Ewok?
Warwick indeed was an Ewok but he prefers people to refer to his role as a little bear and not an Ewok.
As the years have advanced, all I am able to levitate is an M&M. See?
He was available.
WTF is that on his face? Is that a new planet?
I think Mark is just playing catch with Warwick’s tennis ball…
His voice over work as the Joker is so much better then his normal acting ability
Mark Hamill’s face look’s like Arnold’s when he got dumped onto the surface of Mars in “Total Recall”
Well, he’s 62.
And when he was 25 he had a chunk of face ripped off in a car accident, hence the scarf on Hoth and the subsequent mauling by that… critter as a explanation for scarring
It’s called a Wampa. And yes, I do have sex with women. My wife anyways…
Lego Boba Fett is the only one in this picture who still has a career.
The Force is fattening.
Well, it’s either that or all the donuts the royalty checks paid for.
And to illustrate my point, by using the force, your Mercedes outside has just been reduced to a size more suitable for European road conditions.
“…and the wart on my balls is about this big.”
“As loser of our bet, I Mark Hamill, hereby publically declare Warwick’s to be this much longer. Happy?”
“Moving Kix cereal is one thing. This is totally different.”
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?”
“You know those little vienna sausages that come in a pull top can? I could eat a million of them!”
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