1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If you thought old people making you look at their slides was bad

  2. “No, no…not the little kid doll from the jeans commercial…I’m TOMMY Lee!”

  3. Joe

    Does TSA think his enormous johnson is a pipe bomb?

  4. Contusion

    What’s up grandpa?

  5. Bonky

    I’ve seen that look before. That’s the look an old person has when they think their ‘Depends’ is leaking and they don’t know where the bathroom is.

  6. Shhhh…don’t make sound. You’ll frighten him. Let him come to you. If he offers you his penis, take it in your mouth and smile…Quit moving! He’s headed this way…

  7. Keith Richards .. lookin’ good!

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Tommy Lee at LAX….waiting for his herpes in baggage claim.

  9. Bigalkie

    Skipper, Skipper.. I just crippled Mary-Anne

  10. tlmck

    All that’s missing is the forked tongue.

  11. Michelle

    All that’s missing is the creepy moustache

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