If you thought old people making you look at their slides was bad
“No, no…not the little kid doll from the jeans commercial…I’m TOMMY Lee!”
Does TSA think his enormous johnson is a pipe bomb?
What’s up grandpa?
I’ve seen that look before. That’s the look an old person has when they think their ‘Depends’ is leaking and they don’t know where the bathroom is.
Shhhh…don’t make sound. You’ll frighten him. Let him come to you. If he offers you his penis, take it in your mouth and smile…Quit moving! He’s headed this way…
Keith Richards .. lookin’ good!
Tommy Lee at LAX….waiting for his herpes in baggage claim.
Skipper, Skipper.. I just crippled Mary-Anne
All that’s missing is the forked tongue.
All that’s missing is the creepy moustache
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