She just seems so unhappy as a lesbian. Michelle, have you considered the therapeutic powers of a good, deep dickin’?
Again, I volunteer to take her on for the team
You’re really in the patriotic spirit. Bless you son.
Also, if you are unable to perform your duties, I will go in your stead.
USA ! USA ! USA !
That woman would peg you to fucking pieces, Fletch.
That may be true. But I’d rather go out that way than to wake up in the middle with Donatella Versace standing above me with a sickle.
crap, don’t hit send.
*middle of the night
I also volunteer to spend the night with her. I get the feeling she may come at me with a knife afterwards but I don’t care.
In all fairness, most lesbians look kind of pissed off.
Probably because the restraining order specifically states to keep your ladder off their window
“Meh, I’d do her”
“How come I’m always typecast as the angry, Mexican military chick?”
Obviously there is a man just out of frame.
And…back to women again.
Madonna’s trainer was busy today.
“Damn my DUI mug shot looked way better than Matt’s”
hey vazquez, you ever get mistaken for a guy ?
no – do you ?
Her parents were going to call her ‘Joyous Ray of Sunshine’ but it was too long. Good thing.
right now i have nothing ill to say about her.
she looks like a woman here. a pissed off angry woman. and if she said she wanted sex from me. i would do her.
This chick has 2 looks. Drunk and pissed off. She totally turns me on…
It’s been said before, but she’s always cast as a cop or a marine or a space marine, wearing a dark wife beater. (The wife beater is dark, the wife being beaten is not necessarily dark, just wanted to qualify that point.)
I’d let her beat my wife dark.
And by beati-ah fuggedit, I know it makes no sense.
I’d still hit it.
Michelle Rodriguez always look kick ass even when just walking around on the street.
I don’t get her – not my type, to me she looks like a poor man’s Katie Holmes.
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