1. Bob

    She just seems so unhappy as a lesbian. Michelle, have you considered the therapeutic powers of a good, deep dickin’?

  2. “Meh, I’d do her”

  3. Rick

    “How come I’m always typecast as the angry, Mexican military chick?”

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Obviously there is a man just out of frame.

  5. Contusion

    And…back to women again.

  6. j/k

    Madonna’s trainer was busy today.

  7. Minky Wail

    “Damn my DUI mug shot looked way better than Matt’s”

  8. Wheres my hat ?

    hey vazquez, you ever get mistaken for a guy ?

    no – do you ?

  9. cc

    Her parents were going to call her ‘Joyous Ray of Sunshine’ but it was too long. Good thing.

  10. Emma Watson's Vagina

    right now i have nothing ill to say about her.

    she looks like a woman here. a pissed off angry woman. and if she said she wanted sex from me. i would do her.

  11. your mom

    This chick has 2 looks. Drunk and pissed off. She totally turns me on…

  12. Number 2

    It’s been said before, but she’s always cast as a cop or a marine or a space marine, wearing a dark wife beater. (The wife beater is dark, the wife being beaten is not necessarily dark, just wanted to qualify that point.)

  13. journalschism

    “Everyone dies…EVERYONE!!!!”

  14. tlmck

    I’d still hit it.

  15. Ouddy

    Michelle Rodriguez always look kick ass even when just walking around on the street.

  16. Early'sDrunkenArmy

    I don’t get her – not my type, to me she looks like a poor man’s Katie Holmes.

  17. El Jefe


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