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  1. You got really fat, so you chose that outfit? Interesting.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Suddenly I’m hungry for lemon meringue

  3. Rick

    I’ll give him props for trying, at least. Sure as hell is in better shape than me.

  4. JC

    “And…1:47. A new personal record for walking 10 feet away from the car!”

  5. At least we now know the answer to his infamous question…”How YOU doin’?”

  6. DeucePickle

    “Alright, I’ve got 17 minutes til Friends comes back on, plenty of time for a jog.”

  7. EricLr

    Yep…my 15 minutes are still up.

  8. Bonky

    “Okay, five feet from the car… still feeling good…. looking good…. pulse… still okay… six feet, six feet….. feel the burn….I’m psyched….gotta keep this pace up….seven feet… thats 10 seconds…work it, work it…”

  9. Colin

    “‘CAUSE COLD STONE SAID SO!”

  10. Could you BE any fatter?

  11. Mark R

    If you can’t get work as Joey, try Ricky Gervais.

  12. The new Nike RiCykle system reroutes your own pee to your RiCykle Running Armor to maintain hydration longer while waiting in line for for food trucks.

  13. Caleb

    Oh Joey, you got so fat! And those legs, dude, those legs! Did people really give you blow jobs in the backs of limousines?? Even for lots of money??

  14. dmbishop

    The moment I changed from Joey to your embarrassing Grandpa… MARK!

  15. cagster

    I know that you have to start somewhere, but we don’t need to see that point.

  16. FattyMcGee

    Honestly, when I heard Matt LeBlanc was going to go all H.A.M. for his new role as a full grown midget who trains for the Tour De France in the upcoming movie entitled, “Petite Piston” I thought, “Naaaaahhh!!” But now…

  17. I’m still waiting for the “doesn’t share food” quip you guys.

  18. Schweddy Snatch

    Just another victim of weird angles and lighting.

  19. ri

    Taco Bell opens in 20 minutes. Doritos Tacos Locos I will run to you!

  20. Hey, ya fat slob!!! Try pushing that vehicle up the hill, why don’t ya! A little jog ain’t gonna do you no good!

  21. journalschism

    “Yep, time for larger shirt.”

  22. tlmck

    Man! Those “Friends” residuals must buy a lot of food.

  23. father dougal

    Watch “Episodes”. Matt Leblanc plays “Matt Leblanc”, former star of “Friends” trying for a comeback in a shitty sitcom. He’s vain, gormless, a bit of a dick, …oh, and in the last instalment, he’s getting fat. Anyone who can take the piss outta hisself that much has gotta be awright. So stop hating on the motherfucker.

  24. Schmidtler

    ok, let’s see – gotta burn off 40 pounds of flab, at 400 calories a mile, carry the 5, ok now which direction is Jupiter, and can I run there and back in time for dinner?

  25. HailSatan

    Fatt Leblanc

  26. Sonny Liston

    “Focus Matt, you got to be in tip top shape when filming for Lost in Space 2 starts up.”

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