Number of interceptions thrown this morning.
Looks like number one but plays like number two.
He just asked Siri where he’s going
I thought you said “Suri” when I first read it and thought, “wow she really is Rosemary’s baby.”
Good thing steroids haven’t made him angry.
We know you have the finger salute down Jay but do you know how to throw a football?
“Yay! Another fine!” – Roger Goodell
Number of minor injuries it’ll take to sideline him for the upcoming season.
How can a guy stand so well when he’s drunk, and so poorly when he’s holding a ball?
If there was ever a reason to be a Green Bay Packers fan, it’s just tool!
Hard to believe this is a professional athlete. Simon Cowell looks healthier in a t-shirt.
nicer boobs anyway
His reactions after somebody at Target commented on his nice rack!
oh great now hegoing to make an impression on Jodie Foster.
i’m ashamed to say i’m from Chicago:(
“How many yards is the longest pass you can throw, Jay?”
Aaron Rodgers would never be such a douche!
Yup, Tobey Maquire is drunk again!
The iphone has an app for that.
His face can be described as “loserish”. I’m a bears fan but that man’s face just screams loser.
Not our fault you knocked up a middling celebrity and now swear you hear a feint “cha-ching” at every ultrasound appointment. Maybe your unborn kid will cut you on the royalties in 25 years when his ‘Why my dad sucked’ book comes out.
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