superficial

  1. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    Number of interceptions thrown this morning.

  2. bdog821

    Looks like number one but plays like number two.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He just asked Siri where he’s going

  4. Good thing steroids haven’t made him angry.

  5. We know you have the finger salute down Jay but do you know how to throw a football?

  6. The Brown Streak

    “Yay! Another fine!” – Roger Goodell

  7. Area Man

    Number of minor injuries it’ll take to sideline him for the upcoming season.

  8. EricLr

    How can a guy stand so well when he’s drunk, and so poorly when he’s holding a ball?

  9. If there was ever a reason to be a Green Bay Packers fan, it’s just tool!

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Hard to believe this is a professional athlete. Simon Cowell looks healthier in a t-shirt.

  11. Crissy

    His reactions after somebody at Target commented on his nice rack!

  12. Emma Watson's Vagina

    oh great now hegoing to make an impression on Jodie Foster.

  13. hijkmno

    i’m ashamed to say i’m from Chicago:(

  14. O’Doyle Rules!

  15. Duke

    “How many yards is the longest pass you can throw, Jay?”

  16. Gigi

    Aaron Rodgers would never be such a douche!

  17. Yup, Tobey Maquire is drunk again!

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    The iphone has an app for that.

  19. ri

    His face can be described as “loserish”. I’m a bears fan but that man’s face just screams loser.

  20. journalschism

    Not our fault you knocked up a middling celebrity and now swear you hear a feint “cha-ching” at every ultrasound appointment. Maybe your unborn kid will cut you on the royalties in 25 years when his ‘Why my dad sucked’ book comes out.

  21. tlmck

    A true oxymoron. An idiot with a smart phone.

  22. ralphie

    actually those are pectoral muscles, and he makes like 10 mil a year as well (totally not a Bears fan here guys)

  23. squishy

    Sorry, who?

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