Even with that creepy 70s Porn ‘stache, I’d still hit it.
In the jaw?
What band was he in? Matchbox 20 or Nickelback?
I get them all confused.
I think it was the Naked Brothers Band.
Why don’t these places just ask if you want chocolate on your cappuccino?
Something’s not right when you look creepier than Adam Lambert.
A dog can save your life, and generally will…unless you’re Adam Levine.
I thought Sasha Baron Cohen was the one starring in the Freddie Mercury biopic.
I think we’ve found the Scranton flasher.
So wait, is this his face without makeup! gross!!! What the hell?! Is like he’s a different person!
I thought the term was a beard?
She looks pissed about something.
Anderson Cooper has encouraged everyone’s gay side to come out.
“On the set of Can a Song Save Your Life?”
Not one of his!
Hey look, it’s Magnum PI’s little brother Trojan.
You keep chasing that Pink Panther, Inspector.
A song can, in fact, save your life, so long as the song is “HEY OFFICER, THIS GUY IS STILL FOLLOWING ME.”
I think that it’s great when an actor goes above and beyond for a role but I’m starting to worry about Christian Bale, if he keeps growing stupid mustaches like that people won’t take him as a serious actor anymore :(
Itsa me, Adam Levine! *Mario music*
You just can’t take the creepy out of moustache.
“I’m on a gayphone…”
Freddie Mercury wants his look back, or at least on a more worthy specimen.
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