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Why does that jacket hate America?
I’ve seen that smirk before. Has anyone seen Bill Clinton lately?
Genetically engineered so that no man will notice the tragedy six inches above the point of interest.
That body was made for sex.
I fucking love Christina!
She’s almost 40 and still has a sexier body than those boney crackheads in their 20s.
“Fat man in a tiny coat! Fat man in a tiny coooooat!” – Chris Farley
You can only put the quotation marks around the sentence if it’s, y’know, the actual quote. Making shit up and putting it in quotes just makes you look like a lazy, dim-witted jackass.
^ “Gay man on in the closet! Gay man in the closet!” – Anyone reading the above.
All good things must come to an end……
Her performance in ‘Drive’ was superlative.
“Left boob, right boob, left boob, right boob…”
Leave the poor girl alone. Sure she’s fat, but for every 10 pounds she loses, she becomes one cup size less talented.
Only a retard with a severe case of the gay would think this chick is “fat”!:)
A girl with this body would cause a fucking riot in any club. She would be mobbed by guys. Then again the average shut-in that posts on this site has never set foot in any club let alone a straight one.
I’m going to declare a corollary to McFeely’s law (look it up) in reference to the trope “If you don’t find woman ‘x’ attractive, you are gay/virgin/both”. – McFeely Smackup, Nov. 11, 2011
I can’t get past the plastic barbie hair that needs to be combed.
I can’t get beyond her plastic hair AND her plastic tits.
I fail to see why she is such a big deal. A fat girl with a pretty face and big cans. So what? You can find one in any Waffle House…
If chicks at waffle house looked like this they would need police protection to keep away all the straight guys you normally jerk off to.
sorry tool, i’m from california. this chick may get your backwards ass all hot and bothered, but she is only a Cali 6…
I’ll have better tonight. enjoy your mad men reruns…
Riiiight:)….Have fun humping the couch in your mom’s basement.
I agree with your sentiments for sure. Although, I’d be a bit kinder and give her a 7. After all, she IS a redhead. They always score high in my book. But when it gets down to it, she’s just a fat chick that makes her saggy titties look good in dresses. And sometimes they don’t even look good in the dresses. She looks like she’s poured into them. Skin oozing everywhere. Pass.
Way too long just to admit you’re gay bro. Anyone who finds DD tits unattractive needs to sit down and think about how short life is and start being honest with himself.:) Anderson Cooper came out of the closet this week. Use that as your inspiration. You can do it skippy.
Spoken like a dude who’s never actually been in the presence of NATURAL DDs. They are anything but attractive. Unless you reallly dig tits that are basically hitting a girl at her knees. My ex had HUGE natural DDs and she was insecure about them because they were unsightly. C cup is what you’re thinking of. And I’m not sure what being “gay” has to do with breast size preference. I’m putting you at around 15 yo.
This post couldn’t sound more GAY if it was written in pink glitter:)
Give it up waldo. You’ve never touched tits, you don’t like tits, and you sure as hell have had no “girlfriend”. I won’t guess your age because I frankly couldn’t care less. What I do know is you need to start being honest with yourself.
I need to see her in a bikini, cause those pushed up boobs sure can be deceiving! I’m a woman and small C Cup and I tell Victoria’s Secret can do wonders for a woman!
“…fashion show”? Are you sure it’s not the… “motorboat show”?
(I’m not sure how to type that sound.)
I love her on madmen, Her face is that of an angel. But she is 30 pounds overweight
No, she’s not overweight, you jealous fool:) Overweight and underweight actually have medical definitions and are not based on what some gay troll or jealous cow thinks on the internet. This woman is well within her BMI range. Not even close to overweight let alone 30 lbs over!
You know who has a weight problem? Those boney skeletors you’ve been brainwashed to find attractive. The average starving “model” needs to gain at least 20-30 pounds just to reach their lowest healthy BMI number. Look up their stats and do the math yourself.
Whatever. I don’t give an eff about BMI or whatever. Those models you think are too thin? We males find delicious. That is just the way it is. Get over it. This chick is way too fat.
Even if I believe you’re a male, you sure as fuck ain’t straight:) Every single dude I know including myself thinks this girl is a perfect 10 and wouldn’t waste our piss on those boyish crackwhores a few closet gays like you jerk off to.
I meant that to the guy who replied to lily. Don’t want her to get too excited:)
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