superficial

  1. That old lesbian is gangsta.

  2. JimBB

    The lengths men will go to to get laid.

  3. What many people don’t know is that they’re in downtown LA.

  4. I passed this dude in downtown Boston one day – you could grow potatoes in the lines on his face.

  5. Marketing Mike

    Slam the old guy if you want.That 65+yr old “dude”
    can still sing, and still nails hot ass 1/3rd his age.

  6. “Dude looks like a normal…..duu duuu duu duuu Dude looks like a normal guy.”

  7. “Look, I already gave you a dollar. Why do you insist on following me to show off your beat box skills?”

  8. John Leguizamo looks like shit

  9. “I told you to get huge knockers like this, but noooOOOoooo, you always know better…”

  10. “…So she’s all, ‘Bust a deal, face the wheel!’, and I’m like, ‘Whatever!’”
    “Uh, huh…”
    “…So I spin the wheel, and it comes up ‘Gulag’, and I’m like, ‘Sheeeeit!’”
    “Right…”
    “And so here I am! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WoOoOoOoOoO!”
    “…”

  11. rnsykes

    I had no idea they were making a Joe Dirt sequel.

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