That old lesbian is gangsta.
The lengths men will go to to get laid.
What many people don’t know is that they’re in downtown LA.
Sad, isn’t it?
Here they are, strolling about in the garden spot of LA. Al nice, parched and barren – lovely isn’t it? The poor dogs look as if they are about to drop. Doesn’t anyone carry water to keep the dogs from having heat stroke? Yikes.
What fucking water? We’re in a severe drought out here.
I passed this dude in downtown Boston one day – you could grow potatoes in the lines on his face.
Slam the old guy if you want.That 65+yr old “dude”
can still sing, and still nails hot ass 1/3rd his age.
“Dude looks like a normal…..duu duuu duu duuu Dude looks like a normal guy.”
“Look, I already gave you a dollar. Why do you insist on following me to show off your beat box skills?”
John Leguizamo looks like shit
“I told you to get huge knockers like this, but noooOOOoooo, you always know better…”
“…So she’s all, ‘Bust a deal, face the wheel!’, and I’m like, ‘Whatever!'”
“…So I spin the wheel, and it comes up ‘Gulag’, and I’m like, ‘Sheeeeit!'”
“And so here I am! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WoOoOoOoOoO!”
I had no idea they were making a Joe Dirt sequel.
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