1. B&WM

    If the dress don’t fit you musta shit.

  2. JimBB

    In her defense, you would have some pretty serious jet lag too if you had to fly in all the way from Kashyyyk.

  3. Eric

    Watch out she’s gonna blow!

  4. “Godammit, I said I want to fly in the first CLASS section.”

  5. I didn’t know you could put a run in Spanx.

  6. journalschism

    “No, seriously, ma’am. The elevator refuses to open until you leave.”

  7. Well, if it isn’t Khloe “I’ve aways had an ass” Kardashian. Shameless liar. And Kendall an Kylie haven’t had plastic surgery, either. Right.

  8. “Weight capacity 5000 lbs?…I’m taking the stairs.”

  9. cajunhawk

    Can I buy stock in the silicone injections in a Kardashian’s ass…they only seem to put more in.

  10. I didn’t realize LAX handled livestock.

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