Fat Rob Kardashian in Malibu. (July 28, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Fat Rob is what he will be called from now on. We will also accept “The Fridge” in honour of his shape as well as his favourite household appliance.
And the 2014 award for “Lamest Posse” goes to…
This is like when a decent girls wants to shine so she invites her fatter and uglier friend. I mean, next to those two, that black dude is a supermodel.
wearing white socks? wtf happened to arthur george?
Rob Kardashian (center) between his sister Khloe and her new boyfriend.
Larry… Moe… & Curly nuck nuck nuck nuck
Three Stooges reboot?
NO ONE TOLD ME THE FAT BOYS GOT BACK TOGETHER!!!
uuu huh hu uu huh hu stickem
uuu huh hu uu huh hu stickem!
$3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I’m a stuff my face to a funky beat!
QUESTION: If Rob and Khloe were to “accidentally” fall into bed, and in doing so they created offspring, what would its name be?
Why do fat f*cks like him and Kfed wear shorts? Do they think the sight of their blubbery walrus like stubs they call legs distract us from their ever growing gut?
Simple answer – because pants don’t fit.
It is socially acceptable to wear elastic waistband shorts, but anyone under 70 would be ridiculed for wearing elastic waistband pants.
TL;DR: he’s a disgusting fatbody
Also, this is California and shorts are considerably more comfortable than long pants — especially during the warm months. Which in California is damn near every month.
Malibu’s Most Un-wanted
Those two other guys have low standards for friends.
He probably pays them well.
I suspect Rob gained that weight on purpose to protect the female population from bearing any of his love-children.
The waiting game for the pizza guy…begins.
YOU GUYS GOT ANY FOOD DOWN THERE?!?
“LOOK! That fucker’s got a pizza. Get the rifle.”
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