1. The weirder Gaga gets the more I want her.

    • She’s not weird. She’s about as contrived and straight-out-of-the-box as they come. I’m not really a fan, but Die Antwoord – *they* are proper weird. Gaga is just a prototypical pop star who puts on random shit and declares it original.

  2. Ed

    “Now go home and get your fuckin shine box”

  3. “C’mon, Tony, I’ll only put the tip in. I promise.”

  4. It’s like when Robert Redford played Death

  5. Ian B

    Holy shit! Elizabeth Taylor is back from the dead… looking better than ever.

  6. Angry Beaver

    Gaga – I wear this to bring attention to the plight of women in Asia.

    Tony – If I can pull this up and cover yer mug, then yeah, I’ll bang ya toots.

  7. “C’mon, Tony. Studio says I have to do a duet with someone who hasn’t raped a 16-year old on camera. It was down to you and Sonny Bono.”

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I never saw this Star Trek episode.

  9. “The best is yet to cum…”

  10. “Oh spirit of Christmas future is this a vision of things to come?”
    “Don’t go wigging out on me just yet dementia boy. Did you take your viagra?”

  11. buzz

    I bet Tony remembers seeing titties like those back in the 30′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s, 70′s…. damn how old is this guy?!?

  12. “Excuse me, Ms Gaga, but if you’re reaching for my manhood, it’s about fourteen or fifteen inches to your left. If I remember right.”

  13. “Walk this way” “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need Depends”

  14. cajunhawk

    Either my meds aren’t working or some half-asian broad from Jersey is trying to fuck me.

  15. Vladimir

    This was one of my favorite Star Trek episodes from the 60′s..

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