Hey Miss Sunshine!!!

hahaha someones not bitter

Be careful what you wish for. When the paps disappear … SO DO YOU …..

Look, it’s another finger that doesn’t have a ring!

Can’t wait to see you at Soldier Field. Oh, right. Sorry about that. Well, you know, Urlacher will fuck anything that stands still long enough, so you still have a chance.

That’s an invitation right?

Thank you for your support KC, but you cant be in the movement to replace handshake. This is not a rejection.

Why did I stick my finger up my dog’s ass?

Oh, look! She CAN count to one!!!

Well I never! You can just enjoy your bag of dog poop all by yourself then!

“This is the finger I use to clean my dogs butt!”

You’re number one too Kristin!

Awwww, cute doggie! Okay, I’m officially on her side now.

she is not giving the finger. she is giving the size of her ex’s penis size.

Total dog bully.

Fuck you too, bore!

Good to see her taking the break up so well.

Well, you’re not going to find another gravy train to hitch up to with that attitude, missy.

what a useless cunt

Even the dog is interested in a more relevant celeb

I feel sorry for the dog.

Isn’t that what Jay Cutler just said to you?

“Who? Me? I’d love to!”

For all you lovers of obscure Monty Python trivia: if she inserts that up her nose, will we hear “La Marseillaise”?

Maybe she is like the second half of football…..he just doesnt want to play anymore

Kristin Cavalleri displays the damage that was done when thieves broke into her apartment and chopped off her index finger, her ring finger, and her pinky.

“and this is the finger that I used to wipe my dog’s butt.”

I love any phot that features a bag of dog feces. But what’s she carrying?

Hard to believe that’s a woman who just got turfed weeks before her wedding day.

Aahahahahaha. Famewhore.

Next stop…the Bachelorette.

Showing us all she would be the perfect match for Cutler.

In communicating the fact that she stops at ‘Hut 1′, she’s seemingly lost to the fact that, with her, so did Jay Cutler.