Thank you for reminding me of why I bought a whole crate of paper bags….

The ass that KK wishes she had.

“They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital; you send one of theirs to the morgue”

Paz recites as she found out coco is on the guest list.

A trunk of junk

Oh, THAT’S why there are always pictures of her!

That’s not very flattering.

Does she do her makeup in the dark?

She’s apparently ugly as a clown too.

They mispelled The Devil’s Douche.

I find everything about her sleazy in all the right ways.

You would be surprised how many well known actors have, at some stage in their career, played the rear end of a pantomime horse.

is my ass fine or very fine?

Should she order a another wheelbarrow of makeup or will that do it?

Mommy? I got into your rouge again… sorry.

what an ass

Lady GaGa wannabe?

Please, stop showing her face.

Apparently the Jocelyn Wildenstein look is in now.

Damn, would’ve thought she would’ve walked some of that ass off lately….But what did her face do to piss of God so much?

Does this ass make my face look bad?

I love mexican Weathergirls….

Personally, I would be happy to kiss that ass good morning every day…

She has 50% too many names.

I’ve been trying to teach her to bob and weave for months but she still ends up eating one in the face.

I don’t know why I like this wreck. Maybe because she’s got an ass and she ain’t afraid to use it. Paz has terrific proportions. Not self-consciously skinny yet she’s still pretty thin. Something about her is so damn sexy. The minor nose and lip work helps too (when her make-up isn’t fucked the hell up.) It’s a shame her personality ruins the package.