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Still douchey.
What happened to his eye patch? I liked Pirate Dice.
He looks like the closeted gay 60 year old who hangs out in the locker room at the gym.
Good thing he locked himself into that incredibly shitty character. Hickory dickory dock, your shtick is dead. OOOHHH!
Didn’t know Elton John had a brother.
If he’s not a pedophiler, than maybe I’m not.
Why could he not have been spending the week with Amy Winehouse?
Why yes, I have had supper with Steven Seagal. How could you tell?
Who knew Charles Nelson Reilly was Dice’s dad?
Did Stern give him a job sweeping up at night after everyone leaves?
“Hey, whaddaya get when you cross Fred Flintstone and Fat Elvis? ME!”
“Izznotta receeeding ‘air-liiine, izza shelf forya motha’s cawk! Ohhhhh!”
“Dice, that doesn’t make any sense.”
“Dooaye look likeaye giva fuckuva rat’s azzzzz? Ehhhhhh Ohhhhh!”
“Um, what?”
“Seriozzzly tho… canaye borrowa buck?
The shirt says “icky”.
Roses are red, violets or blue… what the fuck happened to my career?!? OHHHHH!!!!!!
that jacket covers the “D” and “K” nicely…nice of the paps to capture ADC in mid stroke.
dahhhhhhh….I will hug him, and pet him and name him “George”
Andrew Dice Clay…he was the douche from Jersey you hated before hating douches from Jersey was cool.
+100
nice roots diceman
and the dead shall rise again!
“I’m here to fluff something. OH!”
That’s probably the same expression he makes during a big dump after a large coffee.
“ic” – couldn’t say it better myself.
Too ugly even for radio.
Guess Just For Men doesn’t stick to douches.
Cage’s kid in 15 years.
Here we see “The Dice Man” making every effort not to drool while trying to remember his name…”
You can actually see his hairline trying to run away from those glasses.
Caption: Kevin James on the set of the new Andrew “Dice” Clay bio-pic.
There is absolutely no caption necessary. This photo says it all.
Do I look like a wanker in these?
Dude, you’d look like a wanker in anything.
Aw crap, is he hitting us up for money for his Telethon again?
There once was a guy named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She was ugly as sin
Looked like Rin Tin Tin
But think of the money he’d save
And he is relevant why?
The secret love-child of Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan.