1. Number 2

    All of a sudden, Charlie Sheen seems like a relatively better parent than before.

  2. Have you ever signed your autograph….on weed?

  3. Did Charlie have her shot in the face with spray tan? Ugh.

  4. DeucePickle

    What’s the name of the Photoshop filter you ran this picture through, Cocaine Dust ?

  5. Richard McBeef

    is this one of those paintings of a picture?

  6. DimeStoreRiot

    Denise Richards’ Wax Statue Isn’t Creepy At All

  7. Senor Trout

    Here’s a fembot that is a factory second and as such heavily discounted.

  8. that’s the stare that stole Charlie Sheen’s soul.

  9. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    When your makeup looks like a photoshop filter, you’re wearing too much.

  10. Can’t we just retire her now that we have AnnaLynne McCord?

  11. Rumple Foreskin

    stay fab -Denise Richards xoxo
    stay fab -Denise Richards xoxo
    stay fab -Denise Richards xoxo
    stay fab -Denise Richards xoxo
    stay fab -Denise Richards xoxo…

  12. PowerMuff

    Maria Schriver’s been taking this whole divorce cheating scandal thing well…

  13. SSHGuru

    Attorney “Look down when you sign stuff, that’s what got you into trouble in the first place”

  14. cc

    How Denise miss the 70s so much?

  15. M

    What a drag it is getting old . . .

  16. Siloporcen7

    Her face says Tea Leoni. Her arm says sparkly tights.

  17. Soupofdefish

    Nice wax sculpture! It’s off just a bit though..

  18. chupacabra

    Rebecca Gayheart. I swear I thought this was a picture of those two merged together.

  19. tlmck

    Another year she will be Maria Shriver’s twin.

  20. wjaneala

    She looks like she’s been huffing Formaldehyde

  21. Is this what they mean by a robo-sign?

  22. GuyLeDouche

    The moment when Denise realizes how different her life would have been if she had snagged Casper van Dien on Starship Troopers

  23. “No officer, I did NOT bite Charlie’s penis off and swallow it whole.” *Cough, cough* “Why do you ask?”

  24. keijo

    So they did embalm her

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