superficial

  1. Sack of condoms anyone?

  2. ghost

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  3. What’s in your backpack?

  4. Jack

    “Gah, this bag full of my ego is heavy as shit!”

  5. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Like a swiss army knife, this man is a highly functioning tool.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Best thing about being George Clooney? People assume that stuff is yours.

  7. Text Message: “Hope you remembered to pack the butt-plugs” – Matt

  8. Stewie Griffin

    Honestly, if you could be anyone it’s this f *cking guy.

  9. vlad

    looks like he’s wearing a macrame hairpiece

  10. Deryn

    Hot. So hot.

  11. chupacabra

    So not into him anymore. He has been around more times than my cousin and has the consistency of my older cat with that mush of gray/black hairpiece. I assume he scratches around the toilet when he takes a shit.

  12. Siloporcen7

    Just one foot in front of the oth– Doh!…stupid curb!

  13. cc

    I’ve got my tattooed waitress snaring kit ready to go.

  14. GuyLeDouche

    Right said Fred on the mp3…check. Dick in a bag…check. Pretending I have polio to get the sympathy chicks…check All right, let’s party!

  15. edamame

    Oh, YES! I don’t care if he has rope, duct tape, and dismembered body parts in that backpack, I would ride that like the Scrambler.
    Getting a little too skinny, though.

    More like this, please!

  16. ugasean

    Whenever Clooney’s having a bad day, you’ve got to figure he’s just a phone call away to Brad away from feeling a helluva lot better.

  17. vitobonespur

    Would someone get this SUV off my shoe?

  18. Steelerchick

    He’s looking pretty scrawny these days!

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