George Clooney at LAX. (July 25, 2011)
Sack of condoms anyone?
Fuck you, Clooney.
What’s in your backpack?
“Gah, this bag full of my ego is heavy as shit!”
Like a swiss army knife, this man is a highly functioning tool.
Best thing about being George Clooney? People assume that stuff is yours.
Text Message: “Hope you remembered to pack the butt-plugs” – Matt
Honestly, if you could be anyone it’s this f *cking guy.
looks like he’s wearing a macrame hairpiece
Hot. So hot.
Oh God, I was overcome with the Hot and I forgot to thank Fish for the hot guy. Thanks, Fish.
So not into him anymore. He has been around more times than my cousin and has the consistency of my older cat with that mush of gray/black hairpiece. I assume he scratches around the toilet when he takes a shit.
Just one foot in front of the oth– Doh!…stupid curb!
I’ve got my tattooed waitress snaring kit ready to go.
Right said Fred on the mp3…check. Dick in a bag…check. Pretending I have polio to get the sympathy chicks…check All right, let’s party!
Oh, YES! I don’t care if he has rope, duct tape, and dismembered body parts in that backpack, I would ride that like the Scrambler.
Getting a little too skinny, though.
More like this, please!
Whenever Clooney’s having a bad day, you’ve got to figure he’s just a phone call away to Brad away from feeling a helluva lot better.
Would someone get this SUV off my shoe?
He’s looking pretty scrawny these days!
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