superficial

  1. Does he think that crap on his neck looks good?

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    mmmmmooooooooooooooo

    wait…… no, yeah

    mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooo

  3. Frank Burns

    “Hay Casper, drop a quarter lately? Hahahaha!”

  4. Judy

    “Jen? Babe? What’s this tag mean, ‘Inflate to 40 psi’?”

  5. it had to be said

    Wearing a Hefty bag and a backwards sweater. Nice shoes though.

  6. Things I never wondered – what Vin Diesel would look like with cancer. Now I know.

  7. No Standards

    JESUS THE CHRIST!!

  8. Dear Kimmy: THAT’S how you stuff a fat dumper into leather pants.

  9. Jack

    “What? NO THIS IS NOT MY SON YOU BASTARD!!!”

  10. Cock Dr

    WTF is she wearing?
    WTF is she fucking?

  11. vgrly

    Do big asses means big dumps? I always think of this correlation when I see these mega asses on the likes of jlo/kimk/coco/etc.

  12. Mike701

    Jennifer debuts the pants made from the foreskins of her future lovers.

  13. Minky Wail

    “David Blaine: Street Gigolo”

  14. cc

    You can get great deals on these at The Brick.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    I don’t want to be there when they peel that swampy rubber off her.

  16. Her getting into those pants involved either a bungee jump or a paint roller.

  17. tlmck

    “For the last time, I am not paying him…much”.

  18. Pine Table Fever

    World War II called, seems they are missing two barrage balloons.

  19. King Diamond

    Two people with ugly profiles.

  20. CK

    Not sure if what she’s been doing since the divorce is over-compensating. Is “under-compensating” a word?

  21. Moooo…….err….wait a tick….She’s with a white guy. Thought it was a Kardashian

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