Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez in New York City. (July 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Does he think that crap on his neck looks good?
wait…… no, yeah
They had to skin the Moo Cow just to get enough leather for this bitch.
Is that like cannibalism?
From the tip of the nose to the tip of the tail!
“Hay Casper, drop a quarter lately? Hahahaha!”
“Jen? Babe? What’s this tag mean, ‘Inflate to 40 psi’?”
Wearing a Hefty bag and a backwards sweater. Nice shoes though.
Things I never wondered – what Vin Diesel would look like with cancer. Now I know.
JESUS THE CHRIST!!
Dear Kimmy: THAT’S how you stuff a fat dumper into leather pants.
“What? NO THIS IS NOT MY SON YOU BASTARD!!!”
WTF is she wearing?
WTF is she fucking?
Do big asses means big dumps? I always think of this correlation when I see these mega asses on the likes of jlo/kimk/coco/etc.
Yes. Because people POOP FROM THEIR BUTT CHEEKS. FFS.
Well now that you put it that way…. OOOO o
Okay how about big butts = increase in use of toilet paper. I bet there’s a correlation.
I don’t think her chocolate starfish grows along with her ass cheeks. At least I fucking hope not.
Well they definitely nerd industrial sized toilets. I bet they would crush a normal household size..
Jennifer debuts the pants made from the foreskins of her future lovers.
“David Blaine: Street Gigolo”
You can get great deals on these at The Brick.
Bad Boy was too local a reference, huh?
I don’t want to be there when they peel that swampy rubber off her.
Her getting into those pants involved either a bungee jump or a paint roller.
What about one of those paint sprayers?
“For the last time, I am not paying him…much”.
World War II called, seems they are missing two barrage balloons.
Two people with ugly profiles.
Not sure if what she’s been doing since the divorce is over-compensating. Is “under-compensating” a word?
Moooo…….err….wait a tick….She’s with a white guy. Thought it was a Kardashian
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