1. Johnny P!

    The table looks less weathered.

  2. Charlie Kirby

    I can’t imagine a worse fate than being Courtney Love’s gay bff. You’d get no respect from the other enabling creeps in Hollywood.

  3. Cock Dr

    Her lunch is that pack of smokes.
    Her dessert might be in that guy’s pants.

  4. “waiter….where’s the lemon water and crack I ordered?”

  5. Frank Burns

    For two hours Courtney and her companion carried on an intense discussion before Courtney finally agreed that yes, she was in fact sitting down at a table.

  6. cc

    1:00pm – just smile, don’t give her any alcohol, and let the crazy lady finish her story
    3:00pm – “Lady, I don’t even know you, now will you please fuck off?”:

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Pearls Before Swine

  8. fvalen001

    “who’s Kurt?”

  9. EricLr

    Wow, the Grim Reaper is really dressing casual these days.

  10. Bigalkie

    Smoking is so fucking cool man

  11. “And then she gets all pissy with me because I accused Dave Grohl of trying to fuck her. LOL! Kids, right?”

  12. Joe

    I thought Jimmy Iovine hung out with a classier set.

  13. Jimmy – I can’t believe they picked that Mariah bitch over me! Who’s a girl got to do?

  14. Hank E. Ring

    Almost immediately, Dale knew this blind date was a mistake.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    The guy’s curling up, ready to tuck and roll like Mannix.

  16. Justin

    Mr. Soderbergh casts a porn star, an ultimate fighter, and now a train wreck.

  17. Raoul

    Him: Fuckin’!

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Forrest Gump knew Jenny lead a hard life… but he still loved her.

  19. ChickenHawk

    Madonna looks tired…

  20. tlmck

    I cannot imagine ever being that hard up.

  21. “I know I had a mug of beer here just a second ago…now where the fuck did it go?”

  22. Steve

    “So wait, we’re dreaming right now?”

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