superficial

  1. Paying a lot of money to appear homeless

  2. it had to be said

    Looking at the dude’s five head I assume he’s related to Mike Piazza.

  3. Johnny P!

    Sadly, he’s a step up from Pete Wentz…

  4. I guess she has a type?

  5. Under Bronx Mowgli’s yearbook picture in 15 years – Best At Taking A Punch To The Face.

    • Visible Ink

      In 15 years the people taking a punch to the face will be the parents for giving him such a stupid name.

  6. EricLr

    Sure they’re happy now. But wait until they feed that fucking thing after midnight.

  7. Frunken

    How is that kid naturally blonde?

  8. cc

    She’s bleaching his hair to conceal a rather obvious truth.

  9. Cut that fucking kid’s hair!

  10. Park

    Which one is the son again?

  11. pascalecake

    So in this scenario, Joe Simpson is Jaime Lannister… right?

  12. Contusion

    Looks like she found him in a Dexy’s Midnight Runners tribute band.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    Hey, children of the corn.

  14. Heffe

    Guess we know which sister gains 80 lbs post-baby.

  15. tlmck

    Ashlee’s outstanding taste in men continues to amaze.

  16. El Jefe

    Is that dude the long lost son of the lead singer of Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

  17. King Diamond

    What an ugly crew

  18. Ashlee doesn’t look all that great here, but she’s actually quite fuckable.

    • Frunken

      She’s been fuckable since 7th heaven. Probably passed onto her from Biel leaving. There must always be a hottie on set.

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