superficial

  1. jim

    hey you – get the fuck out of here before we smash you with our clubs

  2. Veronika Larsson

    Mickey Rourke, properly attired and classy as usual.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Meanwhile down the street, the “Polo for Hobos” event is wondering where it’s guest of honor is.

  3. “Sir, please. You’re frightening the beasts.”

  4. it had to be said

    “Come here, doggie. Come on, boy.”

  5. And so Mickey matched the horse shit shat for shat.

  6. Cock Dr

    Polo horses are trained to put up with all sorts of human nonsense, but it only goes so far.

  7. The Pope

    Replies for Mickey Rourke, Nick Nolte, and Gary Busey posts are all interchangable now.

  8. EricLr

    Is he one of the horses?

  9. cc

    ”Arold! He’s mocking your steed. Clout him in the head your club!’

  10. Henry

    Suddenly, the horses start running at breakneck speeds towards the parking lot.

  11. Mick: Sarah Jessica is that you?

  12. Hank E. Ring

    Mickey became inconsolable when he found out the “field full of horse” was a polo match.

  13. Contusion

    He thought he saw Pony Boy.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “Bring those horses to the stables and I’ll meet you there covered in peanut butter with a carrot up my ass!”

  15. ChickenHawk

    Redneck Polo Hecklers…

  16. tlmck

    Later that day, Mickey Rourke was found trampled to death. It is expected the coroner will rule “justifiable homicide”.

  17. squishy

    “Is it my turn?!” “Looks like one of the boys already had a go at that face, but kick away my friend!!”

  18. Always the class act, Mickey Rourke curtsies to the horses in honor of their common ancestors.

  19. HollywoodOutsider

    I thought that said “Polo for Herpes” and was like, whatever.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    “MOOO! “

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