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  1. Eliza Doolittle seen here producing her next single

  2. Johnny P!

    Eliza: “Ever have your tong stick to your butt sweat? You gotta practically pry it out, y’know?”
    Dude: “Uh, Eliza, we’re standing in front of 12 paps…”

  3. it had to be said

    Repeat after me, Eliza: the wedgie on the girl makes the assistant want to hurl.

  4. “Who ordered the dingleberry tea?”

  5. Is there really such a thing as “Rumer Willis Chic”?

  6. The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    ELIZA DOOLITTLE PUT PICK HER ASS ALL DAY

    P.S: looks like porn version of Rumer Willis (Shudder)

  8. cc

    All things being equal, I’d rather pick that Australian hurdlers wedgie.

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    Lindsay would wear this without a bra.
    So, thank god for small mercies.

  10. Mickey01232000

    She must be getting ready to go to the Olympics because she is picking her seat.

  11. Ye Olde Hungry-Bum.

  12. “No, Eliza, I really have no idea…where did you put the car keys…???”

  13. “E taught me to walk, and to talk, and to pick me bum, like a regular LADY!”

    100 internet points if someone can properly reference this joke.

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