Eliza Doolittle seen here producing her next single
Eliza: “Ever have your tong stick to your butt sweat? You gotta practically pry it out, y’know?”
Dude: “Uh, Eliza, we’re standing in front of 12 paps…”
Repeat after me, Eliza: the wedgie on the girl makes the assistant want to hurl.
“Who ordered the dingleberry tea?”
Is there really such a thing as “Rumer Willis Chic”?
The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.
ELIZA DOOLITTLE PUT PICK HER ASS ALL DAY
P.S: looks like porn version of Rumer Willis (Shudder)
All things being equal, I’d rather pick that Australian hurdlers wedgie.
Lindsay would wear this without a bra.
So, thank god for small mercies.
She must be getting ready to go to the Olympics because she is picking her seat.
Ye Olde Hungry-Bum.
“No, Eliza, I really have no idea…where did you put the car keys…???”
“E taught me to walk, and to talk, and to pick me bum, like a regular LADY!”
100 internet points if someone can properly reference this joke.
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Eliza Doolittle in Primrose Hill, London. (July 23, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN