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  1. No Regrets?!? I see two of them right next to you.

  2. Nick

    What an ironic shirt on the guido. His face says otherwise.

  3. Veronika Larsson

    Is there anybody in New Jersey taller than 5’4″? It’s like Munchkinland.

  4. cp3

    Of course, she’s a Mets fan. It all makes sense now.

  5. it had to be said

    I’m surprised “no regrets” isn’t written in mirror image so he can see it when he stares into the mirror and cries.

  6. That kid is destined to live in a paneled screened-in garage.

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    the only thing that could make this story funnier? if they do a paternity test when all is said and done and its NOT HIS

  8. Has she lost weight???

  9. Cock Dr

    Jionni keeps a tight grip on his meal ticket….he knows that just getting that egg implanted was only part of a much larger struggle to keep the Snookie in line.

  10. EricLr

    Cut to a few months from now when a bunch of baseball players are wondering how they got herpes.

  11. cc

    Thus a new MLB curse was born.

  12. Bigalkie

    I wonder if there is a combined IQ to crack fifty in that picture

  13. is it possible to abort the parents?

  14. tlmck

    Jionni just discovered “reality”.

  15. Mickey01232000

    Another reason to hate the Mets.

  16. Regrets, I’ve had a few…

  17. El Jefe

    The look of a man who knows his life is over.

  18. mbcl

    She’s better than Jason Bay.

  19. Visible Ink

    So many work to improve America’s image around the world. These two are not them.

  20. CK

    Man, If I had a bat…

  21. guttboy

    I would say the shirt was the verdict of his subconscious but I don’t think even his subconscious can muster the intellect to form that thought.

  22. Swearin

    Well, I think the Yankees just got a bunch of new fans after this

  23. Are we sure this is actually the Snookster? I think it’s a stunt double, ‘cuz I didn’t vomit when I looked at the picture.

  24. Bionic_Crouton

    “What did I do?…What did I do?”

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