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  1. Veronika Larsson

    Is this half-witted ponce really going to be my King?

  2. Johnny P!

    When did Camilla start using a cane?

  3. catapostrophe

    “My hands? I haven’t the foggiest; but I assume it’s a bit of the gout.”

  4. Frank Burns

    Prince Charles know that nothing entertains his elderly citizens more than this impersonation of a puppy having a stroke.

  5. So this is what a prince does all day? Visits old people in nursing homes and climbs rock walls?

  6. George P Burdell

    Mummy says I can be King Brony I

  7. Cock Dr

    Let’s start a rumour that he had a ear reduction procedure here in the states.

  8. FanGirl

    oh god I never want to be old

  9. EricLr

    He told her he’s going to be King one day and even through dementia she knows better.

  10. cc

    She said ‘I know all about Princess Di’ and I said ‘Mind your tongue or the National Health Service will have you in a council flat you old cow!’

  11. savedatwins

    WTF James? You said you were going to sit her in my lap and I could pretend she was a puppet! Mummy! Fire this man!”

  12. Mike701

    So she will take her teeth out and beg like a doggie. Then I am to do what????

  13. Bigalkie

    Imagine: If I wasn’t King, this would be my woman.

  14. and then the puppy ran up and sat just like this!

  15. Contusion

    I’d look like that too if I’d lived that long, waking up every single day wondering if today is the day I get to be king…only to be given my itinerary for the day of visiting this lady.

  16. “Goodness, you’ve been Prince a long time. Shouldn’t it be someone else’s turn already?”

  17. Is the security guy in the back there really necessary?

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    …So you are telling me this is a La-Z-Boy AND a toilet?…Brilliant!

  19. Pip pip cheery-o

    “So madam, you say it was right in THIS chair where your Depends sprung a leak…?”

  20. mbcl

    “I say is there anybody here who can translate ‘commoner’ to ‘royal’ ?”

  21. Visible Ink

    What, this is not my mother?! I’ve been sucking up to her half an hour now!

  22. Swearin

    “We can strip them of their rights and force them into private homes?! When did this happen? I need my lawyer!”

  23. Fingergod

    That puppet is so life-like. You can’t even see the strings.

  24. “Oh blast! Now that me legs are crossed, I’m not quite sure how I’m going to stand up.”

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