superficial

  1. broduhjenner

    if the movie is basically just pictures of her ass, I guarantee it is going to be a hit.

  2. “How to ruin a movie in 1.0 casting choices.”

  3. She’s completely bland to me. Just another pretty woman in Hollywood who takes herself way too seriously. She wasn’t even that good in the Transformers movies. Just meh.

  4. April O’Neill here reporting I’ve been cast after sucking Michael Bay’s dick while mumbling “you’re better than Hitler” 100 times

  5. EricLR

    Final prep for her part as “Bitch Reporter Who Doesn’t Know When To Keep Her Goddamn Mouth Shut #2″

  6. “Megan Fox, glad to be on any movie set…”

    There, fixed it for you.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Wait, they actually made April O’Neil a reporter? Michael Bay isn’t going to have her waxing turtle shells bent over in a bikini?

  8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… starring Twenty-Something Mutant Both Thumbs.

  9. I’d like to see her revive her erstwhile career simply because I enjoy looking at her.

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