“‘Fruehstuecksfernsehen’ is a tee-vee show? I thought we was making Popsicle and doodie porn?”
That popsicle appears to be flavored “Rainbow with Scheiße Tip”…or what the Germans call “James Deen Dick”
There you go, Miley. Now you’re learning some valuable skills to make up for all that book learnin’ yer pappy and Disney thought you didn’t need growin’ up!
She’s definitely got the chompers to tear through that popsicle in one go.
According to google translation, the German word “Fruehstuecksfernsehen” translates in English to “Fruehstuecksfernsehen”.
Fuck you google.
‘Fernsehen’ is TV … and the e’s represent umlauts, so ‘frühstück’, which is breakfast … so essentially it translates to ‘that shit only old people who’ve lost all interest in anything that’s not related to breakfast, news, or weather watch’.
Breakfast burrito with eggs, chorizo, chopped fried taters and onions, wrapped up in a tortilla and drowned in pork green chili and fistfuls of melted cheddar. That’s a fucking breakfast…
Breakfast food is the greatest food.
While you’re over there, why don’t see if those ovens are still working.
sheesh, somebody td’d this? Kids today, just no appreciation for the sophisticated cerebral humor of holocaust jokes.
“I like to bite off the heads!”
“Uh…this is an oral sex demonstration.”
“And then I took it and placed that dang thing in my mouth just like this… and then I flashed all my pretty little teeth just like this to make sure he saw all the sharp ones… and I held it real tight-like in my hands like this and said ‘Liam you give me a gosh-darn ring right now or it’s GONE!’ He screamed out YES… then started crying and all… he’s such a romantic.”
I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no lessAND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???
I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no less…AND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???
*Fuck, I hate typos!*
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