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  1. “‘Fruehstuecksfernsehen’ is a tee-vee show? I thought we was making Popsicle and doodie porn?”

  2. There you go, Miley. Now you’re learning some valuable skills to make up for all that book learnin’ yer pappy and Disney thought you didn’t need growin’ up!

  3. She’s definitely got the chompers to tear through that popsicle in one go.

  4. According to google translation, the German word “Fruehstuecksfernsehen” translates in English to “Fruehstuecksfernsehen”.

    Fuck you google.

  5. eejut

    While you’re over there, why don’t see if those ovens are still working.

  6. “I like to bite off the heads!”
    “Uh…this is an oral sex demonstration.”
    “I know.”

  7. “And then I took it and placed that dang thing in my mouth just like this… and then I flashed all my pretty little teeth just like this to make sure he saw all the sharp ones… and I held it real tight-like in my hands like this and said ‘Liam you give me a gosh-darn ring right now or it’s GONE!’ He screamed out YES… then started crying and all… he’s such a romantic.”

  8. I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no lessAND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???

    • I can’t believe it. Miley Cyrus finally sliding something long and cylindrical into her mouth…in PUBLIC, no less…AND THERE’S NOBODY TAKING A FUCKING VIDEO…???

      *Fuck, I hate typos!*

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