superficial

  1. Some poor shmuck with a camera gets his nose broken in 3… 2… 1

  2. EricLR

    Walking around with him must be like dealing with a hot-tempered Alzheimers patient.

  3. “What are you looking at, you fucking worthless bastard?”
    (sigh) “It’s another mirror, dad.”

  4. JC

    “I see you over there, Trout Boy!”

  5. “Just point and make an angry face, and we’ll leave you alone for the rest of the night.”
    “Deal.”

  6. “Hey Alec! Did you see Ireland’s camel toe picture from last week? It was supremely fappable”

    “You motherfucker”

  7. The Pope

    “Stay away Arnold, she’s NOT A MAID!”

  8. This guy is such a fucking dickhead. So why do I still like him. Someone pinch me of something.

  9. He’s threatening to have someone’s Capital One miles revoked…with extreme prejudice.

  10. caley

    “You there…pull my finger!”

  11. To hell with Alec Baldwin, and all of his fucked up brothers, too.
    His wife, on the other hand, is fucking delicious!

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